Andrew Szaflarski

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

@JayCuda I'm a Sox fan. I realize this is just the law of low numbers, but I'll take a win over those snobs when I can.

@FEMMY466 @scubacuda999 Come to Labor and Delivery and we'll talk about "doing everything.....", Ortho Bro...

@scubacuda999 Orthopods know everything and do everything

Doctors are the smartest humans on earth. Surgeons are the smartest doctors. Orthopedic surgeons are the smartest surgeons.

@SurgeryBro Same, bro, same.

Me as an M3 in IM rounds

@ChiSoxFanMike Murakami is really good. Better than i had even expected and I had high hopes for him. Hope they don't trade him at the deadline.

People in Japan are waking up at 3 AM just to watch the White Sox. Incredible.

@JayCuda White Sox stay winning.

bullpen ERA vs. staters ERA

@DrNeilStone I'd rather my child not have SSPE.

I vaccinated my kids so they won't get measles. They don't have autism either though that has absolutely nothing to do with vaccines or measles

@DrAmandaSelk And cheaper. And less invasive. And can be done outpatient. And doesn't require general anesthesia. More folks should use this as permanent birth control.

The safest permanent birth control isn’t what most people think. Vasectomy and tubal ligation are both effective — but they’re not equal when it comes to risk. Vasectomy is generally safer.

@engineers_feed Some might say "Silent, but deadly..."

Space fact: Space is completely silent.

@lady_valor_07 Anything by Mariah Carey. Can't stand her.

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.

@BBGreatMoments Kirby Puckett

Who would you say is the most likeable baseball player of all time?

@BBGreatMoments Randy Johnson.

Who’s your all-time favorite left-handed pitcher?

@kevin_the_bull Robert House.

TBH I think he could pull off a brando in a godfather remake.

@DrAmandaSelk Better selection these days at Big box pharmacies than a lot of specialty shops 15 years ago.

Most people don’t realize it, but drugstores are becoming part of sexual health care.

@Nordeleather @engineers_feed This comment needs way more likes

@engineers_feed Dungeons and dragons players in shambles upon finding out they cannot be more than 50% D20.

Naturally 1 out of every 6400 hydrogen atoms in water is a deuterium atom. It forms a "heavy water" molecule with a slightly sweet taste and is safe in low amounts, but you will die if more than 50% of your body's H2O is replaced by D2O.

@MattP1Gallagher I'd rather see spec racing truthfully - who is the best driver, not who has the best tech/best car. A mediocre driver can be the World Champion in the best car. A great driver can not score points in the worst car.

After today’s Grand Prix… are we a fan of the racing or not? I personally really enjoyed the battles we saw today

@scottjhart @Tesla Just got my update on Friday 3/6 - for info, took delivery on 2/14.

@AndySza78 @Tesla I’m in the same boat just waiting

@Tesla Any idea how to get my new MY to update past FSD 13.2.9? It says that the software is "up to date", but 14.2.2.4 is live now..... It's connected to WiFi and has advanced updates selected.

Very thankful to see the Sky F1 broadcast option on Apple TV. Crofty and Martin Brundle are the best.

@TomP1Bellingham Where's Martin Brundle!?!?

All the hype of a 22 car grid and we've got 20 starting

@SawyerMerritt Was trying to get a screen protector my new 26 MY Juniper and it didn't fit. Turns out my screen in 16.625 inches, not 16 inches like other MY Junipers. Have you heard of this? It's not advertised and can't find info on it.