Oke-Oghene '03'

At this point, what are we supposed to do when we see Police in Nigeria? Should we just start running for our dear lives? #Endpolicebrutality

@instablog9ja Very, very relatable

Salary just entered… and left immediately 😂💸 Paid bills + debts = back to square one in under 1 hour. Adulting no be for the weak 😭 Who else can relate? 👀👇

That's why you'd see a 21, 22, 23 y/o girls saying that they prefer to date much older men. Because under 25 men of these days no dey too get sense like that. Following girls to "streak" on snap chat. Crying anyhow. Doing girly things when they should be manning up. End.

@jon_d_doe That is the simple difference between the married men and single men. Most single women are naturally attracted to married men.

It's when you single men marry your wives, start having children and taking proper care of them, that is when you'd realise that women are not difficult to get. When they see your wife & kids, they'll want to have a taste of you. You won't even have to spend heavily. End.

@dope_retweet @jon_d_doee Hmmm, this caught my attention 😂

@jon_d_doee That they can stop a man from pulling out

What do they say about women that have slightly bow legs?

@jon_d_doee Just gonna be reading the comments and smiling.

@jon_d_doe Fatherly advice indeed 😂

You dey beg girl upandan, she dey block you everywhere. You still go meet am for house kneel down to beg am, she pursue you. Na Àgbà you come dey meet to advice you. "I need your fatherly advice" God punish your preeq. End.

I love this video 😊. So beautiful to watch.

@jon_d_doee So beautiful to watch. Great dancing there. Happy weekend Àgba and all Agbafians 🙏

God if my lips don't know what to ask for in prayer please hear my heart.

@iamklausenburg Amen.

One of the best feelings is finally losing your attachment to somebody who isn’t good for you.

@iamklausenberg That feeling is underrated.

From my DM. Good evening, sir. Sorry to barge into your DM. Please permit me to share a tragic story I heard this evening. A boy of 20 years who worked with one company around Agbara axis got into relationship with a 17/18year old girl. So after making out with this girl once, she told the boy that she was pregnant. The news got to the boy's parents and they called the girl to ask her some questions. It happened that the period she claimed that the boy slept with her didn't tally with the pregnancy. From her calculation, she was pregnant before she met the boy. So the boy's mother suggested that she'll take the girl to do some tests, which she accepted. On the day of the proposed test, the girl blocked the boy's mother. The woman called her with another line and she equally blocked it. After some months she got in contact with the boy that she was in the hospital, and about to give birth. She told the boy to make sure he's there with her if he really wants to father the child. The boy told her that he was at work and wouldn't make it, so she suggested that the boy's father should come. The boy contacted his father, who in turn contacted his best friend, whose wife had delivered a baby after 10 years of waiting. The man had a bike which would be easy for his movement. Later on, the boy excused himself from work and joined his father and his father's friend who owned the bike. Few minutes into the journey, they had an accident, and the boy's father died on the spot. The boy's jaw was pushed into his mouth. The owner of the bike, whose wife just gave birth after 10 years, broke his two legs, and the hospital is contemplating amputation. The man was buried last week Friday. Information flying around now is that the girl that gave birth is going around telling people that the boy wasn't responsible for the pregnancy. Then why did she destroy two families? She hasn't called to offer condolences to the family. The boy's mother is very angry. End.

@jon_d_doe As tragic as this is, it would have been avoided is common sense was applied by the men involved. If a young man of 20 fell for that cheap emotional blackmail, why should the father and his friend also fall for that? I only feel sorry for the boy's mother and the other woman

@iamklausenburg I love this take. "Blackmailing is nothing to me". Heaven will not fall because of nudes.

The day I will blow and someone threatens to leak my nudes. I will post it myself. Blackmailing is nothing to me. I can only be blackmailed by those I give power to. I get to decide whose blackmailing means what. Your palm🫵🏾 contains power. Learn or learn the hard way.

Women are always stunned to hear me say that a MAN is their life's purpose. But that's the truth. If the world went into shambles at a finger snap and we lost all civilization and reduced to our primitive nature. You'd make sense of it. Learn or you'll lose 🫵🏾