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angela “turns pastors into poets” weiler-hammond
@AngelaEWeiler
Probably contemplating jubilee. DV survivor, author of The Frog in the Pot 🐸 Mostly an @eanhammond roast account.
Lancaster, PA Katılım Kasım 2020
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breastfeeding is a life-or-death group project where your partner was literally born yesterday
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Why is trad always homesteading and 1950s aesthetics... and never 19th century aristocratic landowner's wife?
I just want an estate fully staffed with servants. Is that such an unreasonable trad life goal? 🥺
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@writemeganwrite Happy birthday!!!!
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owning an old house is just perpetually being in the “find out” stage of someone else’s “f*ck around”
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The concept of having Hantavirus onboard the Hantavirus cruise and getting told you have anxiety
Ma vie de zèbre • A-Danielle G. 😷@ADanGrenier
"A French woman who tested positive for hantavirus after she was evacuated from a cruise ship reported symptoms to doctors onboard but was told it was probably just anxiety, the Spanish health minister has said." Or course. theguardian.com/world/2026/may…
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I wasn’t super worried about the hantavirus, and then RFK Jr. said “We have this under control, and we’re not worried about it” and now I’m super worried
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@douglaschu_ Pickles and ice cream sounding downright normal
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why is your wife eating axolotls
handsome gretel@greatestdisease
my wife put minnows in the axolotl tank for enrichment (she eats them) but there’s one she won’t eat like across several batches she never ate it and it only hangs out above her cave and not with the other minnows and we call it Friend
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When Pluto was demoted from planet status
James 𝕏ond@james_xond
Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?
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Guess who’s in charge of watching the kids while all the moms are at the spa for Mother’s Day 😭
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How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭
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me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again
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The hottest thing a woman can do is make potatoes while completely naked
•R•S•@Ay_Blinkin
The Potato Pot (1915) by Anders Zorn
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Tell me you didn’t grow up religious without telling me
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob
scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation
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@RedMirrorballS Also at the doctor: Swift, Travis. Both ways, he’s so cooked
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this is a lie taylor doesn't like when the word after has the same first letter as the last word's last letter
Football Crave@FootballCravee
Travis Kelce says he will be taking the Swift last name after their marriage this summer. (Via @newheightshow)
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okay pop off depressed goldilocks
Rolling Stone@RollingStone
Noah Kahan opens up to Rolling Stone about getting back on medication: “Prozac and I did not have a good relationship. Zoloft and I had an OK relationship. But Lexapro and I fell in love.” Read the cover story: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
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