simply Zinny💡💗

Nobody likes polygamy but everyone wants to be Shade Okoya.

Nigeria is unfair to teachers and health workers.

You think you’re good in English?? Begin a sentence with “money”

Just remembered in 2018, I designed a 78 page magazine for my girlfriend (now wife) for her 19th birthday. Tricked her into doing a photoshoot, hired the stylist, photographer and makeup artist. Also wrote all the articles even interviewed her mum for an article. Sept 2018.

Can we normalize this?

Name someone with more aura I'll wait

Some of you actually need to think deeper than you already are. The way I was brought up, I don’t need you to cook and clean for me, i don’t even demand it. I was raised to do those by myself, it’s a necessity. Secondly, I’m not sex deprived and I can never be, so what exactly do you bring to the table that will make me want to put a ring on your finger? Companionship? Lmao 😂 Yall really think cooking and cleaning for a man or having sex with him is the ultimate value?? If you think like this as a woman, you’re a fool. A very big one at that! Why? Because everything here can be paid for. Some of you need to get down from your high horse.

When Men rule, Women are safe. The family is safe. When Women rule, No one is safe, ESPECIALLY MEN. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

My dad cheated on my mother with a lady with one leg shorter than the other one. My mother walked around the house limping, she said maybe that's what he wanted.

Drop a book that deserves a Nollywood adaptation. I’ll wait.

Church was good.

Lmao, when I met my girlfriend, she said no séx before marriage. She was actually a v!rgin and untouched. I didn't even argue. It was a beautiful relationship. We dated for 2yrs and 5 months. I treated her so well. We didn't have any issues. I didn't even dispute her choices. One day I asked her if she will marry despite the fact that I'm not made yet. She said, we can always go up higher. I needed to secure this amazing woman because I don't want stories. She agreed. I met her parents. Took the list and did what I can. We did our wedding, Lol. Less than 100 guest. Strictly on invitation. Everything was less than 1m. We did our traditional wedding too. Our first night together? Ooh my God. If was a banger. It was painful for her at first but it was a work of 5hrs, we didnt sleep that night till next morning. Unlocking a door locked with an iron key is not easy. It was a night of both pain, open doors and memories. We've been married for 6 months now. And when I see other women on the road and at my work place, they're all looking like my fellow men to me because there is no woman that attracts me again except my wife. Everyday by 6pm,I rush home always just to go and see my babe because she is my life and she is always eager to see me too daily. It's our 6months marriage anniversary and I can't wait to do forever with her. Surprise? Lol. It's been a bliss being married. © Udeaja Chigozie Kingsley