AngeryGnome

@pure_slime Touchy touchy

@AngeryGnome pro tip: if you're too stupid to understand what the post says, maybe don't make a reply revealing your stupidity.

If 75% of them are saying that it’s because they have chud parents who are telling them that’s what they should want.

@pure_slime @DreamLeaf5 Are they getting married at 6? What does this even mean? 😂 such a drama queen

@DreamLeaf5 they think six-year-olds are old enough to commit to a life to domestic servitude, but not old enough to decide what clothes they want to wear.

@DreamLeaf5 I said this because I wanted to grow up, get married, and have babies. Which I did. The horror 🥴 I remember a teacher in Colorado shaming me in front of the whole class for it and encouraging them to laugh at me for it. Imagine getting mad little girls want a family lol

@Ngl_daddy He knew she would care if he ruined the Pic. She knew he would care if she slapped his pie. Seems fine. He can still eat it

Have you ever noticed that women always escalate their reactions x100?

@agonyhope1817 Clocked immediately

What I find most intriguing is all the men in the comments who are telling "Lisa" exactly what he want to hear. One even told him that he would prefer him without panties at all. If you're gay, be gay. No one cares. Truly. But why in the ever loving hell do some men want boobs and a penis? I think it goes deeper than porn. I really do. Fellas, what's up with that?

@ayeejuju -if they expose their vulnerability and you lunge to attack it, you're never going to get that trust back.

@ayeejuju A woman can absolutely rend a man's soul with her tongue. He just found out the woman he loved resents him for who he is as a person, his most innocent boy-like self was revealed to her in trust and she hated that side of him. Men have a hard shell protecting that part of them

@lorddarrin @jujubenby @KaeleyT But thanks for saying please.

@AngeryGnome @jujubenby @KaeleyT Ma’am, please calm down

Dear men, As a general rule, if you make sex enjoyable for your wife, she will want more of it. There are exceptions to the rule, (trauma histories, medical issues, intimacy breakdowns, etc), but broadly speaking, this is a good place to start. If she knows you’re approaching sex as something to which you are entitled as opposed to an opportunity to bless, it’s probably not going to inspire feelings of romance.

@lorddarrin @jujubenby @KaeleyT NO >:(

@lorddarrin @Eowyn_the_Fair @Redeyewithcream @jujubenby @KaeleyT The post implies a pattern of men denying the wife her sexual desires. Which is a sin.

@Eowyn_the_Fair @Redeyewithcream @jujubenby @KaeleyT I’m not talking about that though, and never suggested such. Yes men owe that to their wives. They are commanded to do so. And we are commanded to be fruitful and not deny one another. That means we have a duty that goes beyond our desires.

@lorddarrin @Eowyn_the_Fair @jujubenby @KaeleyT "My wife never orgasms and now doesn't want to have sex with me" Bro just fix it. Even if she chooses to have sex with you, she's gonna be a miserable lump staring at the ceiling. Make it fun for her too. Stop being selfish

@Eowyn_the_Fair @jujubenby @KaeleyT It seems to be, especially in the context of her other posts and replies. She does not agree with 1 Corinthians 7

@lorddarrin @jujubenby @KaeleyT Where does it say this in the Bible? The Bible does say not to be harsh with your wife, and to treat her with gentleness and love. In Colossians 3. Screaming at your wife, cussing her out, disrespecting her, and throwing a fit will NOT get you sex.

@jujubenby @KaeleyT Yes. And so is denying your spouse and making them earn sex. That’s also a sin.

@RoyRoge86627079 @KaeleyT There's still time to delete this bro. Not everyone needs to know you're a bad lay

@KaeleyT "if you make sex enjoyable for your wife," Thanks but I already have a daytime job. Maybe the wife could do something about sex, instead of making me responsible for EVERYTHING !!!

@iFightForKids I found one

@longdepzai_n I found out I almost dislocated my husband's jaw while I was squeezing him during labor

Worst Teammate Before Labor 😂

@mrwtffacts The judge should stand trial

In 1978, 15-year-old Mary Vincent was hitchhiking when a 51-year-old man pulled up. Mary was relieved, but the man had different intentions. Lawrence Singleton took her to a secluded mountain, raped her, then hacked off both her forearms with an axe. He then threw her off a 30-foot cliff and left her for dead. But Mary refused to die. In act of incredible resilience, she packed mud into her stumps to stop bleeding out, crawled back up the cliff and walked 5 km completely naked until she found help. Mary survived and later testified in court wearing prosthetic arms. Singleton was arrested but controversially sentenced to just 8 years. That lenient sentence backfired, when in 1997 he murdered another woman.

@SummersJohns69 @NeverteIImeodd Ah, an armchair cop.

@NeverteIImeodd This lazy ass certainly took his time before acting

On duty police officers watching everything from behind and served him the instant justice

@RealPostFolder You could just watch them a few hours while the parents come into town to pick up the kids....?? It ain't rocket surgery

Managing all the 5 kids is a tremendous challenge. Asking someone to watch 4 children overnight is a massive ask and it's inconsiderate when they've got their own kids

@khnh80044 :)

Remember these kids? This is them now😆

@luinalaska 119 reacts, but if you look most of them were laugh-reacts or angry.

Shawn here is looking for a female prison penpal! He volunteers in prison hospice! He’d love a woman to cheer him up and “keep his head on straight” while he service life in prison. He “loves to listen”!!! Anyway why is this lovable fella in prison?! This alleged man of faith!!? We’ll see it was Valentine’s Day and he was going through a separation. A rough patch, if you will. Uh oh!So as any man would he drove to the trailer where his soon to be ex-wife was with two other women and a 7 year old boy. He was big mad about the failing relationship so he made the obvious choice of stabbing them all 75 times! Yes even the child! Who died! So now he’s volunteering in prison after a triple homicide!!! This post liked by 119 of the dumbest women to ever grace God’s planet. When you’re writing him a letter ask him to take time of of his busy volunteering schedule to tell you what it’s like to stab a second grader to death for the crime of existing in the vicinity of his ex-wife.