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Kevin Hart hasn't had a night that hit like that roast in years — and he wasn't even the one telling the jokes. At some point it kinda makes you think.

You clicked play on a roast and then went on the internet to complain that somebody said something mean. At this point you're the real comedy. Kevin Hart ain't even the funniest part of his own roast situation anymore.

Rihanna's "insecurity" at the Met Gala isn't about love. It's a partner who wants out but won't own the decision.

People want to call that a squashup. Katt wasn't there to squash nothing. Netflix cut him a check to show up and say everything he already been saying about Kevin for years. Katt was like, you're going to pay me to air this man out on national television? Cool. He was being funny but he meant every word. Don't get it twisted.

Katt brought up the Saudi shows and didn't even blink. Just dropped it and kept moving. That wasn't a joke. That was a bill being collected in front of millions of people with nowhere to run.

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Calling a roast racist because your favorite celebrity got roasted is the most impressive mental gymnastics I've seen in a long time. It's a roast. Nobody is safe. That's not discrimination — that's the format. That's always been the format.

The 'sisterhood' allegedly supported ASAP Rocky, only to criticize him later. The narrator suggests this group uses men for their own gain. #ASAPRocky #SocialCommentary

Tom Brady landed bigger laughs than the man the show was named after. Tom Brady. A quarterback. Outworked Kevin Hart at comedy in Kevin Hart's own house. You can't make that up.

Kevin Hart has been so busy building his empire that somewhere along the way he forgot to be funny. He's got the movies, the deals, the brand — and lost the one thing that started all of it. Katt showed up with nothing but jokes and won the whole night.

Are yall finally finished including LeBron James in the G.O.A.T conversation? Because he is no G.O.A.T.

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Katt Williams called Kevin a plant on national television and Kevin had to smile and nod through the whole thing. That chair does something to a man. You go in thinking it's a celebration and come out with a whole different understanding of where you stand.

ASAP Rocky is being villainized because the honeymoon phase expired and the script required a new problem.

The funniest part of that whole night was everybody telling Kevin Hart to his face that he isn't funny anymore. To his face. With a microphone. And he had to sit there and take it because he knows. He knows.

People are upset about a roast being offensive. You clicked play on a roast. What did you think was going to happen? That's like walking into a barbershop and being mad somebody got a haircut.

Men today will argue for hours defending a woman who doesn't know they exist but won't spend 10 minutes working on themselves. You're not loyal. You're lost. And the worst part? You think it makes you a good man.

We pathologize male conversation but humanize female possessiveness because the Sisterhood values control over the Standard.

Klay Thompson — a two-time champion from one of the most respected families in the NBA — needed Megan Thee Stallion for clout. That tells you everything you need to know about where his career is. Stallion girlfriends are a red flag, not a flex.

The moment Rihanna's Vogue cover dropped, with Rocky holding the baby like the 'wife,' it was clear the narrative was set. Some things are just predictable. #Rihanna #PopCulture