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The faithless gnash their teeth in enmity and scorn, for they disdain God. I do as he commands. For he has sent me to ridicule not only Isom, but Alphacore and Yaira, even the Horse Man. Leave no book uncriticized. Thus sayeth the Lord. #CriticalJihad

@Oklahoma_Brave @dyingscribe Moral of the story You can’t put a price on good white pussy Chris was cookin

I always remember the scene from Interstellar where, near the end of the film, Cooper comes back and is reunited with his now aged daughter in the hospital where she is dying. I think that scene, FAR more than any other, revealed Nolan's shortcomings as a human being. She is surrounded by family, presumably Cooper's grandchildren and great-grandchildren, all of whom would have grown up hearing about her father, who had managed to do the impossible and harness gravity itself to send the much-needed information that would make their survival possible. Rather than be amazed and loving and happy to see him, they all act like complete strangers and leave without so much as glancing at him. Murph, his daughter, who had spent her whole life working in unknowing collaboration with her father, whom she has now known for decades to have not deserted or failed her, barely has thirty seconds to spare for him, and essentially shoves him out the door to go hook up with spacebabe on the planet they're headed toward. ...and he goes, leaving this huge family he takes no time to meet or get to know, to romance a woman whom he's known (from his perspective) an extremely short time, and until now has had very few seeming indications of romantic interest that Murph just seems to "know" psychically. This is awful writing. This is awful characterization. This is an inability to allow for basic human drives.

@Noscito_Ryan @PerryALPHA I hate Mel Brooks but he should lift this for spaceballs 2

@AngusReviews @PerryALPHA You know, it might actually make people question which came first- Jewish stories about their prophets and heroes or Greek epics? The answer may be surprising, but it was the Greeks. The Odyssey was written down hundreds of years before the Torah was.

Before there were the Jews, there was... The Odyssey

@inputwo @WFlagMan1 Reminds me of Dali

@Hwangure @FemboyLoveerr Please stop 😬

@FemboyLoveerr U can’t stop me

@darrenwaggonerx They just drew @PerryALPHA

The fan art continues! BLUE just had shoulder surgery too

@eropaloma Little butthole thinks it’s hidin 😏

@golden_saurus @LandsknechtPike Consequences for jewish actions yeah 😆

@AngusReviews @LandsknechtPike To be fair, the Medieval European era wasn’t a good time for European Jews.

The only thing that annoys me more than grey filter is how they even started abandoning heraldic surcoats in modern movies. Henry V (1989) vs some modern abomination of what's supposed to be Henry V. The reason why this annoys me the most is because there should be no excuse for this. There is no reasonable way to explain why you would not include heraldic surcoats in a movie depicting medieval warfare, considering how important part of warfare this was, serving as an identification for nobles and their units in a time when standardized uniforms did not exist yet. With most other things you could sort of make some lame excuse. Like for example grey filter - artistic choise (a completely horrible one that makes the movie unwatchable but ok), real historic armors are expensive, extras are expensive etc. But this is literally just a piece of cloth. It should be no problem for a movie of a budget of this magnitude to get historically correct heraldic surcoats and tunics for the soldiers, depicting their coats of arms, the colors of their factions etc. Also imagine how stupid and unrealistic this is, if the medieval armies had no heraldic surcoats and other types of colorful identifications like tunics, badges, it would be extremely difficult to tell each other apart on the battlefield, practically impossible in many cases. Yes in modern movies you have scenes of two armies with knights on both sides only wearing armors with no identifications whatsoever (even banners are rare), and the commoners wearing colorless rags, the infantry troops are not fighting under their banners. It's ridiculous. How could they even be able to recognize each other. So the fact that these modern movies don't include this shows me that they are not even slightly interesting in being historically accurate and giving a fair depiction of a certain time period, they have no interest in presenting history, in fact it obviously appears that they want to actively portray it in a much worse matter than it was, because they removed of the most colorful and coolest aspects of the time, which would have cost them absolutely nothing of significance to include.

JUST IN: 🇲🇾🇮🇱 Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim orders immediate deportation of Israeli citizens found in the country.

@TheManlet_King You’re telling me the height of cultural exchange in sogdia and beyond was Indians stealing our shit 😆

Both were 'written' ~2700 years ago. However there's evidence The Iliad/Odyssey happened and that was ~1200 BC. There's no evidence at all of Ramayana and there's a massive 6000 year discrepancy on *when*, so... TLDR: India copied Greece and then said theirs happened first.

@BeefStewtoo 😩 How much

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@baturner_vc Compromised

Just saw Odyssey Absolutely loved it! Review coming soon

@yelsaeTtreboR @LandsknechtPike Goodbye jew 👋 😘

@AngusReviews @LandsknechtPike Wow, you even have "I block Jews" in your bio. Do you think this is OK? Ooh, does it make you an 'edgy rebel'? So cool amongst the neo-nazi douchebags? So cool amongst the new DSA cunts? Such a brave little piece of shit you are!

@Howlingmutant0 @TheCineprism I’ve literally never heard either of the last two

@TheCineprism Wow they keep getting better

Musicians in Nolan films.

@j_t_starwars Lol you listen to women?!

Odyssey Reviews on my Timeline: "Best Thing EVERRRR" "IT WAS TRAAAASSH"

@EthanVanSciver @FreddySGoodman That may have been too much butter intake actually

@FreddySGoodman I did go to see Supergirl out of curiosity. Like Force Awakens, I left it feeling okay, but I got sick the more I thought about it.

No, I am not going to see some fucking gay Christopher Nolan film. I hate all of his movies, honestly. Even his highly overrated Batman shit annoyed me. He found the ugliest and most annoying actresses in the world to play love interests to Bruce Wayne. I don't care about The Odyssey, and I don't want to look at "Elliot" Page or black people playing white roles. It's woke shit aimed at getting an Oscar, and I'm not participating. I am amused at the incredible reviews it's getting, because the Zeroes are clearly annoyed by it. I watch horror movies and mob/heist flicks. That's about all I enjoy.

@OcramsReyzor What about adhd and acid having little effect?

this means you have adhd btw

It’s a great personal journey film but unfortunately this is also Gran Torino

If men sounded like women

@MericaCulture Richard Nixon subjugated us to China and the Middle East and got election mogged by JFK

Richard Nixon was a patriot who was railroaded by the deep state.