Mayonnaise

@CoonHatPondFren Just a jar of mayo

@BeefStewtoo Oh my she needs a 5 gallon bucket of mayo and 100 doughnuts

You may not like it but this is how peak female physique looks

@asiangirl0con @BrianAtlas Thighs

@BrianAtlas She s 100 lbs how is this chubby 😂

Love it when women are a little chubby like this

@BrianAtlas I hope this never ages like my girlfriends

@kirawontmiss Kira was hungry

LMFAOOOOO

@USKUncleScott @StewsSauce Bros sitting on perfection. Lemme get that

Gotta say I’ve got a bone here.

According to Gaza Health Ministry data analyzed by the Washington Post (July 2025), 868 four-year-olds were reported killed in Gaza since Oct 7, 2023. By Sep 2025, Save the Children cited over 20,000 total child deaths (under 18) from the same source. These are unverified Hamas-run figures; independent tallies remain limited due to access issues and lack of age-specific updates since mid-2025.

@Corbienest @fragrancewife “IT’S PEANUT PUNCH!!” Is what my buddy says when I call it peanut milk. It’s Fuggin delicious and mixed with crushed ice and whiskey

@fragrancewife Ugh so gross. But yes of course.

could we technically have peanut milk?

@zillaah707 Bros getting free oil 🫨

Don the butcher was there today and he gave me the fat for free for the mix up so I got tallow going in the crock pot.

@CiaranDanielz @J99Chad @elonmusk @X @Support You are not a bundle of sticks! Liar!

The way this app censors me from even calling myself a slur is so fucking depressing @elonmusk @x @Support

@ShawnOnTheRight You have to eat and be very active. Also lift heavy stuff. Just carry heavy stuff around with you all day and consume like 2800 calories

What do I have to eat/inject to grow like this? 🙃 Seriously, I’d do anything. Radioactive material? Shoot it into my veins.

@rumpeldixkin I gave up years ago when I learned I was 9” inches smaller than average

@BeefStewtoo Great. A hand to make my cock looks and feel smaller

@LGCooks @EnakFlavors @AnciraSalsa @deadbeatsred @Aneka15amyth 😲

Taco.. Pizzagna? This monstrosity is stacked with three layers of homemade Pizza dough and all the goods.. Each layer is heavily seasoned and topped with Mild Salsa, ground Beef, Tomato, Cheese & Pinto Beans. The final layer (top) was also hit with some Queso Fresco & green Onion.

@Czar_Of_Silly @niccruzpatane I only think in generational loans

@niccruzpatane People shouldn’t be thinking in a monthly payment that’s a poor’s mindset

The Tesla Model Y AWD is $112 cheaper per month than a Toyota RAV4 Hybrid XSE. Tesla currently has 0% financing on Model Y RWD/AWD trims. Toyota’s rate is currently 5.99%.

@eatinerni Mayonnaise

Which one is better for lasagna? 👇

@ArtAutonomy Is that going to be a vagina?

Essentially imma just make her bigger & maybe change the background completely. 🫠✨🫶🏻🤩

@BeefStewtoo Not even bluffin It legit do be on its way Going to take some mad photos

Its in the mail tbh

@cwchris_ @TwinkTheory This was better than the “PYAAAAA” guy

@TwinkTheory 😭

The time I sang hit me with your best shot at gay karaoke and nobody clapped

@BadTakesBryan @ItsToad_ Original

@ItsToad_ How do you explain the existence of this, though?

I will have you know I have long stood against the existence of ketchup. And for steaks I use ranch powder and butter.