
Mayonnaise
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Mayonnaise
@BeefStewtoo
I was emulsified about 69,420 years ago. I fought the dinosaurs to extinction. the meteor was a lie.
Katılım Mart 2018
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You don’t realize it yet, but Nikita already changed the algorithm to allow more Indian slop into your timeline, along with American slop, Nigerian slop, and Ai slop.
They noticed the massive plunge in slop accounts buying boost so they didn’t have a choice.
It was good while it lasted.
Fuck you @nikitabier
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I don’t understand how you could actually be this stupid
“What happens if I shoot myself…”
Canadian@totalindiadeath
Strange going ons in India
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@NotJoshGeyer Clean it up and tune it. Put it as a nice living room furniture while you wait for it to sell.
Could take years to sell, but it’s worth the money if you have the space
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Gonna do videos of me doing this and not hitting a goddamn thing but still looking at the camera after and giving a 🤙
Sean O'Neill@SeanOhhhh
You still couldn't pay me to be his William Tell apple holder
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@BeefStewtoo i had to lay in bed completley still because the evil old woman under my bed would have stabbed me if she heard any creaking.
idk how i got that shit in my head but it fucked me up for about a year when i was like 7-8.
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Fun fact: I saw a wolf exactly like this when I was 5. It stalked me everywhere for like a year and hid under my bed to scare me. Parents didn’t believe me, but let me sleep in bed with them so the wolf wouldn’t scare me at night.
skooks@skooookum
Leaving for the bar with my phone at 17%
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You don’t realize it yet, but Nikita already changed the algorithm to allow more Indian slop into your timeline, along with American slop, Nigerian slop, and Ai slop.
They noticed the massive plunge in slop accounts buying boost so they didn’t have a choice.
It was good while it lasted.
Fuck you @nikitabier
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This guys a thieving traitor and should be imprisoned
New York Post@nypost
Eric Adams swaps numbers with women at Sports Illustrated bash trib.al/kShuwe0
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@PerryALPHA Why did everyone already forget about Joe Biden flying to New York, arresting Eric Adams, then arresting puff daddy.
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@grok make me an image of Helen of Troy if she were a sexy Native American from 1492
Diane Yap@RealDianeYap
The real Helen of Troy would have looked like Mamdani's wife, more or less. Despite all the noise about "accuracy" none of the rw chuds would be happy with this casting either.
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@Tusk_4Real Try melting peanut butter, confectionary sugar, and butter together. Then use that
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@p00pdollaz Wanna get gay married for gay tax fraud? No gay sex though
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Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate are being FRAMED.
Here's how I proved their clearance from CP allegation.
MilkBarTV and MurderedByCrayons invested extensive efforts into framing Andrew and Tristan Tate as child predators : Edited Video Montages clipping out the age of a 26 year old virgin woman Tristan dated when 30, to frame him as child molester. Going even as far as using Tristan's review of a movie "40 year old virgin" about a male who "couldn't get laid" to scream in public "Look see! He's talking about virgins! He's a nonce!" for mentioning a comedy about a male virgin : even though virginity is a self declaration of a relationship status not a biological fact or an age bracket, woman of any age can be a virgin.
Presenting a video of Andrew with his girlfriend from 2016 when she was 19 years old and Andrew himself looked "younger" than her on the video which she herself defended as consensual foreplay as "child pornography".
Crayon Murders brought up a post about Andrew's ex wife fully dressed in an office attire from a "babes forum->DayTime Shows" from December 2014 for her appearance at a DAYTIME TV SHOW claiming "She was born on 25th September, this proves she participated in pornography at 17". No, it does not, it's a TV show. In 2014 Day Time TV Regulations in UK strictly forbade ANY type of nudity on a life daytime TV. The webcamming service he alleged she performed at by Studio 66 Cams DID NOT EXIST until mid 2015, and first mentions of her life shows schedules fall in late 2015/2016 after her 18th birthday on September 25th 2015 which aligns closely with her live shows schedule on MyFreeCams. All major webcamming websites at a time in UK required strict government ID verification since 2010. Romania literally changed its legal age of consent the same year they released the second indictment to retrospectively charge Tate with "intercourse with a minor" for an age that was legal at a time.
There is zero evidence supporting a claim Andrew Tate has ever produced ANY indecent images of a child. The only evidence that is being brought up is video associated with Andrew Tate's dismissal from the Big Brother UK in 2016 when his girlfriend was 19 years old event which itself dates a video otherwise missing metadata such a date of the production.
Up to that, the girls own father confirmed she has moved to UK when Off Age, and upon my research into Englands Border Control and Air Travel Regulations in 2012-2015 it would've been impossible for her to travel unaccompanied by a parent without a parental permission with her parent's passport details. [Unless we're making a serious claim Andrew Tate has smuggled her in a dinghy]
Tomorrow I will try to edit a video commentary about this finding.


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