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Can't keep the malice from my words, its too much even for this hellscape, im done for a few days. Stepping back, even cat twtr cant help. Families can be such bullshit.

@danceandfight @cluckingchooky @EldraziElvis From googling his name

@cluckingchooky @EldraziElvis Were there any direct accusations or victim testimonies?

Biggest scandal in Magic history and there’s no way this is the true, full story.

@lilKatniss7 Squeak should learn from your great example Katniss!

@AnicBish Yeh I don even screm at it I just kell it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

Nobody can say shid about haw I treet my maus I lichrally share my oiter with it

@_Omegon_ Im so sorry for your loss Meg, Lizzy seemed like such a cute sweet Lil doggo whenever you showed her. This fuckign sucks and i wish i had better words so instead just sending all the 💜 Squeak & I can.

Our last photo together. Regal and derp. I love you, Lizzy.

@TheNerdyCatLady You can tell she feels so "free" now lmao So glad shes healing up so nicely! Really interesting that it made her a lil more steady if you're willing to share what they say id love to know what they think please.

She's naked! 😹😹 She's out of her onsie now & honestly, I miss it lol. It was adorable. Actually I do think the onsies helped her to walk better, helped the unsteadiness in her back end, so I am gonna mention it to the vet, but she's healed well & doing fine. 😻 #CatsOfTwitter

About fucking time @pizza

@theGaminWitch Lmao I laughed too damn hard at this, thanks needed it

Battle of the Smithsonian. That's fucking wild. I already get called old at work. [I'm 26].

@quesoliker @uh_its_jen Well it had just been hit by a car so that kinda levels the playing field a lil bit there

@uh_its_jen She chased down a coyote? She belongs on the Olympic team

Lady came running into the hospital covered head to toe in mud saying she hit this dog and it went running into the swamp so she had to catch it. Took me a minute before I said “guys I don’t think this is a dog.” So anyway, placed my first IV in a coyote🥴😭

@DijahSB I totally did lol

did i say it was

@kangalope Huh maybe have to give one a try. BEAUTIFUL work just freaking gorgeous! Don't forget to show off the final i NEED to see it now lmao

Ngl I thought needle minders were super gimmicky when I first saw them for sale but I'm actually really enjoying having one, it's super useful.

@DijahSB Im assuming they deserved it (the other kids)

yall my god daughter got kicked out of church for beating up the other kids

@ChaiGerdes Good luck Chai! Squeak says toe beans crossed 💜

I bit my own tail and need surgery to fix it. My pre-surgical appointment is today, so wish me luck! We appreciate all of the donations, retweets and kind words so far. gofund.me/67d623a8e #hyperesthesia Note: No Moms were injured.

@TheQuartering and @CoffeeBrandCo You need to put the name and address of the manufacturing facility. And, if applicable - allergen warning, any caffeine additives, flavorings, and nutritional facts. IT'S THE LAW. Imagine being a food producer and thinking foods laws shouldn't apply to you.

Im amazed at the sheer tardation in my feed today thats enough for a bit

@baguley61 @mymovieclips So just totally ignoring that significant portion of school shootings aren't cause the kid went and bought the gun themselves right? Usually taken from mom/dad or given as a "gift." So the question you keep asking grok is of course giving you the answer you want.

@mymovieclips Sorry, no way kids are getting fully auto guns. lol Semi auto, sure, full auto, sorry just ain’t happening. Hollywood

The life before her eyes 😳😳😳 She made a tough decision 😭

@partyboylix @chloroneural Sellout is actually the correct word, not poser, but still go off.

@chloroneural Cause she’s weird and a poser

why does she have to be weird dude

@chacon_anabelle You raised a good kind soul, great job mom! Tell your Son I asked him to please tell them both pspspspsps

Mi hijo adoptó una gatita hace unos meses, Pacha. Le dije que uno es poco, que va a necesitar companía. Volvió al albergue con la idea de encontrar un gatito, pero vio una gata de 22 años que la iban a dormir, se la llevó para darle sus mejores últimos dias, se llama Alma. ❤️

@josefienddd @Bannef_ You made my day opening Twitter to this, lmao. May your day be just as great!!!!

@Bannef_ Your cat looks like Ron Swanson

The packaging of some Trader Joe’s snacks looks a lot like cat treats bags. I think she thinks I got into bed and started eating her freeze-dried salmon bites.

@Bannef_ I will NEVER be able to unsee this and I forever love the op that pointed it out lmao 🤣 😂 😆

High praise!

passei mais de 15 anos acompanhando tudo que matthew lillard faz para ele dizer que a gente só gosta dele pela nostalgia