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Trump Texts Norwegian Prime Minister To Clarify He Does Not Want Nobel Prize, Fourth Time This Week “Just so we’re clear,” reads text sent at 2:47 AM WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reached out to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre early Tuesday morning to reiterate, for the fourth time this week, that he has absolutely no interest in receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, a prize he does not want, has never wanted, and cannot stop talking about. “I can’t think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me,” the President said Monday, adding immediately that he did not want to brag. He then bragged. “Nobody else settled wars,” he continued, which is technically a sentence. The prize in question was awarded in 2009 to Barack Obama, a man who speaks in complete sentences, reads at a pace exceeding one word at a time, and has never suggested injecting bleach, light, or veterinary medicine into the human body. Obama assembled an administration of people who had read books, could locate countries on a map, and understood in broad terms how the world functions. He did not brag. He used long words correctly. He could spell them. Oslo gave him the prize essentially for existing in a composed and literate manner, which, in fairness, the committee found refreshing. World leaders this week declined to comment on the Nobel situation, as they were busy processing other things. French President Emmanuel Macron, asked about Trump’s remarks at a press conference in Paris, paused for what witnesses described as “quite a long time” before responding. “If I stood at a podium and said I deserved the Nobel Prize more than anyone in history, they would not applaud,” Macron said carefully. “They would make a phone call. To doctors. With a particular kind of vehicle.” German Chancellor Friedrich Merz was more direct. “In Germany we have a word for a man who believes he alone has saved the world and requires this to be acknowledged daily,” he told reporters in Berlin, “but we have agreed as a nation not to use it anymore.” British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, maintaining the expression of a man who has given up being surprised, noted only that the United Kingdom has “a robust tradition of understatement” and that he found the current American communication style “quite different from that.” Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said nothing but was photographed staring at a wall for eleven minutes. Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida issued a formal statement expressing confidence in the strength of the alliance, which diplomats confirmed was the politest possible way of saying nothing at all. What struck observers across capitals was not the Nobel Prize itself, but the American public’s apparent comfort with the situation. Polls show 47 percent of U.S. voters find the President’s behavior completely normal, a figure European officials have taken to reading aloud to each other at dinners for the sustained entertainment value. Trump has been president twice. He has settled wars. He does not drink. What he has done with disinfectants and UV light is a matter of public record and active medical curiosity. Does he want the prize? No. “I don’t want to be bragging,” he said, at a press conference, in front of cameras, into a microphone. He then bragged. Støre’s office confirmed receipt of the texts but declined to comment, noting only that the Prime Minister had read them. At press time, the President had settled a ninth war, which he described as “not for the prize or anything.” Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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BREAKING: [YET ANOTHER MAGA PEDO] The CHIEF OF STAFF for a top Republican official in Alaska is indicted for sex trafficking children, and HOW he was caught is incredible. Craig Scott Valdez, 36, chief of staff to Republican Sen. George Rauscher and newly elected chair of the Anchorage Young Republicans, was arrested Friday on charges of sex trafficking a minor, producing and receiving child sexual abuse material, and coercion and enticement of a minor. Officials believe there may be at least 12 minors who were victims of his operation. This isn't a misunderstanding. This is a monster. According to court documents, Valdez allegedly lured a 15-year-old girl he'd groomed on Snapchat to his home to "sexually exploit her to celebrate his birthday." He had met her when she was just 13 or 14 years old. The FBI has identified at least 11 other potential victims. You know who stopped him that night? Not the Republican Party. Not a background check. Not any kind of vetting process. Her mother. A brave mom used a family tracking app to find her daughter at Valdez's home. She knocked — then walked in, punched Valdez in the face, and carried her barely-conscious child to safety. Valdez, apparently stunned that a mother's love hits harder than his sense of impunity, then FLED HIS OWN HOUSE when police arrived. Sen. Rauscher's office had nothing to say — firing Valdez only AFTER the charges became PUBLIC. The Anchorage Young Republicans had just elevated this man to state committee chair last month. MAGA loves to screech about "protecting the children" at school board meetings and drag shows. But when a predator is running their own offices and youth organizations? Crickets. Pink slips. No accountability.

Botoxed beast thinks anyone other than the brain-dead orange moron, cares about her thoughts

Let me get this straight. The leading Senate Republican walked into the White House Sunday with a bipartisan deal to end the TSA nightmare. Fund everything except ICE now, get TSA agents paid today, handle ICE separately. Senate Republicans and Democrats said yes. Trump said no. Why? Because Trump is holding TSA workers’ paychecks hostage to try and force Congress to pass the SAVE Act, a voter suppression bill that would knock millions of eligible Americans off the voter rolls. He wants to make it harder for Americans to vote. Like a petulant child flipping the board when he’s losing, Trump torched a bipartisan deal his own Senate leader handed him on a silver platter. His tantrum continues as he unleashes ICE agents into airports. Agents with zero screening training, zero TSA authority, and a good chance of making everything worse. Democrats have been ready to fund TSA from day one. What we refuse to do is write a blank check for an ICE agency that gunned down two American citizens in Minneapolis and still demands the ability to kick down doors without a judge’s approval while hiding behind masks. We will not pass the SAVE Act either. Call it what it is: the SAVE REPUBLICANS Act. Non-citizen voting is already illegal. It was illegal yesterday. It will be illegal tomorrow. This bill solves nothing except the Republican party’s losing electoral math. Fund TSA. Reform ICE. End this today. Trump is the one standing in the way.

This aged poorly @SenMullin

The Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace - Washington DC

Lmao @RemindMe_OfThis NATO countries are freeloaders? The United States is the only country to invoke Article 5 and all NATO allies rushed to help, followed by accompanying the US to war in the middle east Now Trump is begging NATO to dig him out of his hiroshima sized crater

BREAKING: Germany’s government rejected Donald Trump’s demand that NATO allies help secure the Strait of Hormuz, saying the alliance has no role in the war. Stefan Kornelius, spokesperson for German Chancellor Friedrich Merz: “This war has nothing to do with NATO. It’s not NATO’s war. NATO is a defensive alliance, an alliance for the defense of its territory. I would also like to remind you that the U.S. and Israel did not consult us before the war, and that Washington explicitly stated at the start of the war that European assistance was neither necessary nor desired.”

@JaysonKamoss @grok @ericswalwell This is the dumbest, lonely, beg for attention I've seen in a while. You enlisting to go to Iran?

@grok @ericswalwell @grok, is his address public knowledge?

I receive hundreds of death threats every year.  My children are not allowed in the yard.  That’s why my address is private.  And now Tom Steyer has not only put my life at risk but also my family’s by releasing my address.   And the California Post and Daily Mail took his bait and are harassing my neighbors.   Tom, you can try to buy this election all you want, but this is low, even for you.

🚨NEW: In a deranged and incoherent tirade this evening at a rally, Donald Trump referred to President Obama as "weak and pathetic." RETWEET if you stand with President Obama against Trump!

@InfoBurrower @NotAvgLiberal Have you enlisted to go to iran yet you brain washed pedo lover?

@NotAvgLiberal Government contractor. Congrats, comrade.

I used to wonder how America became so fucked up… And how Trump was ever elected President. Then I look at my family members who voted for him…. Most divorced due to physical abuse, alcohol/substance abuse or adultery. Most didn’t finish high school, Only one college educated. Most work low paying jobs, Most rely on some sort of government assistance, Several have a criminal record, Majority never served in the military. All claim to be Christian. All claim to be MAGA. Real pillars of society.

BREAKING: Putin publicly HUMILIATES Trump hours after he claimed the Russian dictator was "impressed" by his war moves in Iran! Just hours after Donald Trump bragged that Vladimir Putin was "impressed" by his "moves" in Iran during their phone call, the Kremlin dropped a humiliating reality check that exposes Trump's spin as pure deluded fiction. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov revealed that Trump didn't even mention a ceasefire in Ukraine – directly contradicting his claim that he urged Putin to "get the Ukraine-Russia war over with." Instead, Putin proposed ways for Russia to mediate and "ease tensions" in Trump's own Iran disaster, positioning the Kremlin as the grown-up in the room. Kremlin aide Yuri Ushakov piled on the mockery, stressing that Trump initiated the hour-long call (not the other way around) and describing it as "frank and constructive" – then slyly suggested the two leaders had "missed each other." Oof! Twist that knife, Dmitri. Peskov called Trump's post-call float of easing Russian oil sanctions a "coincidence," and offered no denial when asked if Moscow is helping Iran target U.S. positions. Trump told reporters it was a "very good call" where Putin "offered help" in the Middle East and they discussed the "tremendous hatred" between Putin and Zelenskyy. But the Kremlin's version makes Trump look desperate: begging for a chat with his authoritarian idol, getting schooled on his own war, and coming away with nothing but public embarrassment. This is peak Trump foreign policy failure: his "strongman" buddy is treating him like a needy ex. Nothing says 'master negotiator' like getting publicly pantsed by Putin hours after bragging he was 'impressed.' 😆 If Putin's public slap-down of Trump, revealing he initiated the call and they "missed each other,” has you shaking your head at the sheer fantasy world the man lives in, like and share to spread the mockery.

Dude, you should be proud and honoured they're using your image on the bank notes

@wramsam @QasimRashid But you do you and protect your beloved pedo trafficker epstein

@QasimRashid @Anisha12 And where are the DNA results from Epstein victims? redacted Trump kids? Surely they have a claim to the billionaires fortunes.

The United States: The land where Michigan Judge Gregory Ross awarded custody to a convicted child rapist named Christopher Mirasolo. Mirasolo raped and impregnated a 12-year-old child, who was then forced to carry to term. Some 8 years later, Ross awarded Mirasolo joint legal custody. This is the state of women and girls in the USA—where a man can rape and impregnate a child, then the law can force her to have the baby, and then a judge can force her to share joint custody with her rapist. The people defending this atrocity are the ones telling us we have to invade Iran to liberate its women and given them the same rights as American women. Incredible.

@wramsam @QasimRashid Not if they were forced to sign a document reliquishing the child and giving it away to someone and they never knew who

Rosie O’Donnell on Trump: “More women have accused him of rape than there are trans athletes in America. He wants to protect children? Look what he did to children on that island. Katie Johnson everyone. Google it.”

Remember Katie Johnson? She was going to testify against trump about the Epstein case, until she received a ton of death threats, so she quietly just disappeared. But she said what she said. Don't let her words disappear again. RT the hell out of this. #StopJohnsonsEpsteinCoverup

And suddenly, MAGA dipshits move the goal posts cover up for a possible co-conspirator/bestie of Epstein, create new fantastical conspiracies and worship their lil "peace making" war junkie. Hope dudes enlisted

Pathetic MAGA. ALL in on epstein files when trump campaigns on exposing them & the elite. Believe victims if they don't implicate trump. Don't question why trump admin are withholding files & redacting trump. Question another victim accusing trump...