Anisha

@Nelkonniyi @Unabombaar Omo this one enter sha 😂 we just dey confused like say 2morr nor Dey 😂😭

@Unabombaar Meanwhile, obidiots have registered enmass in ADC! No be only okwute, nà ekuke!😂😂😂

Datti staying back while Obi moved to the ADC wasn’t by accident, That was a clear sign of a contingency plan. You’ll soon see why he’s called Okwute the hard way.

@TripleOctagon @EmmanuelCh46058 @sxdiqcarter_ Okay. God bless ur hustle bro 💯

@Anisha575357 @EmmanuelCh46058 @sxdiqcarter_ I work in Lagos. Police no dey reason dispatch riders especially the ones on bicycle. Idk about other states sha.

Someone sent me something yesterday and the dispatch rode bicycle from ikoyi to sangotedo , man 😪

@TripleOctagon @EmmanuelCh46058 @sxdiqcarter_ Omo una strong oo. E no easy….Imagine say police come rob u at the end of the day for night, how e go be ?

@EmmanuelCh46058 @sxdiqcarter_ I don do almost 200km before. Started around 7 that Saturday. Ojota to ikorodu Ikorodu back to Ikeja Ikeja back to ikorodu Ikorodu back to egbeda Egbeda to Ikeja Ikeja to ojo Ojo to festac Festac to Maryland Made like 31k that day.

@REAL_BIG_STEF @DrDanny2030 Nobody give a fvck about u lad. When kidnappers bundle u, then we might consider giving a fvck or 2 foks about u

@DrDanny2030 Once Peter obi leaves ADC am officially voting Tinubu and APC

See, if Peter Obi leaves ADC because he can't win the primaries, I'm not going to follow y'all and do this waka waka .why can't we stay one place? I've stated that the main interest of every Nigerian now should be how to kick out APC from ASO Rock. Whether it's Amechi that gets the ticket or Atiku or Peter Obi, or Kwankwaso, we need to support these people and have a collective goal and achieve it. APC formed the same coalition in 2025, and none of them divided the party. Everyone sticked to it. Tinubu was one of the masterminders, but he was patient, and now he's the president. If after forming this coalition and giving people hope and later we Radical obidients push Peter Obi to get the ticket in another party, I'm sorry, Tinubu will just be one side laughing at you guys while getting the second term and third term.

@NonsoWilliams01 @dazzybtv If u get another guy, I fit be him plug oo. Clean OS with good rates wey be say if u cum, u no squeeze face or regret for morning

@dazzybtv Once I enter naija ; na u go be my plug 😂

My formal coursemate who is now a bonafide Olosho called me few minutes ago that she knows i pick Olosho a lot, that i should please order her this night. I laughed, i thought she was joking until she swore that she’s serious, she needs urgent money to sort something tomorrow…

@CletusChinanu @atiku @ChibuikeAmaechi It seems like ADC knows what they’re doing. Let’s hope sha

@CletusChinanu @atiku @ChibuikeAmaechi Guyyy dem just dey muzz me mehn 😭😂 all my apc guys just dey silent on WhatsApp since all these days. Dem no yab Obi or ADC since last week. I just dey reason wetin dey sup ?

Today, I had an engaging and fruitful audience with my dear brother, H.E Rotimi Amaechi, @ChibuikeAmaechi, at his residence in Abuja. Amaechi is a statesman whose distinguished service as a two-time Speaker, two-time Governor, and two-time Minister continues to echo in the annals of our national life. I remain deeply grateful for the warmth, grace, and generosity of spirit with which he received me and my delegation. –AA.

@BukolaOni10 @Jidekuje @AdageorgeA And his family members can’t come and take him home, then retaliate for him ? An eye for an eye Or even kill the students sef

@Jidekuje @AdageorgeA They were expelled.

A male NYSC corps member was posted to a government secondary school in Ekiti State. He had repeatedly warned a group of students who were in the habit of hiding in the bush after arriving late to school. One day, while correcting them, a confrontation broke out and one of the boys struck him with a ring. The impact reportedly left the corps member blind instantly. His Head of Department happens to be a family friend.

@JoshThqkidd @Wellness_Tosin Bro na true oo. I no fit wait…Make bandit no go burst person for where e dey sheet. One of the worst way to die

@Anisha575357 @Wellness_Tosin This talk dey burst me😹😹

Few months ago, my friend was traveling to Gombe for NYSC. She said on their way, one of the passengers said he was pressed and needed to quickly ease his bowels. They we're in the middle of nowhere but the driver was forced to stop. He got down and went into the bush but never came back. She said they waited and waited but didn't see this man or any sign of him. They had to leave when it was getting dark because that place was risky.

@urstrulyOJO @t0sinadeda Then u are a sleeping fool. Keep sleeping heediot

@t0sinadeda I was sleepy when I first watched it I just listened again my bad

You have to be a very wicked person to have liquid close to an Alienware laptop. Something you should be guarding jealously and with your life. I can't stand irresponsible people tbh. You are even lucky that the church makes enough money to pay you salaries. For some of us, it was a case of "serving" God in that capacity. From media to the technical/sound unit and the choir, it was all a sacrifice in God's house for some of us. I always had a saying back then in Nigeria: "Sunday is just another work day for me." Some of us are not even opportune to have the latest of gadgets; we had to improvise and still ensure we deliver close to excellence. Saturday, rehearsals; Sunday, full-time job. All for the glory of God.

@Odogwu_Rico @VillageParrot @nancyegbo So what now happen in universities ? Do their hostels catch fire everyday ? Ur mumu na first-class

They do this to reduce the risk of fire and avoid the hassle of stolen phones. The ironic part is that despite repeated warnings not to use the few sockets that were still working, a girl’s phone got stolen in the girls’ hostel because she left it charging while she went for early morning POP. That day everybody eye clear in camp😂

I just found out on a thread that NYSC officials disconnect sockets in most NYSC camps just so charging shops can make money off corpers charging their devices. There’s an untold, unmitigated, and uncontrolled animalistic behavior in Nigerian public servants.

@YusufMBuhari Mumu na now u know say u wan enter politics ? When ur father was alive, u no take advantage of that time and ur father’s influence…u would’ve been a governor by now probably even going for 2nd term if you were serious with ur life

Today a new journey begins. Allah ya bamu sa’a

@Wellness_Tosin Which kind sheet e dey sheet for 3hrs. 15mins is enough to shit in the bush as a human being that is travelling. Anything more than 30mins waiting for a sheeter in the bush, I’m out…

Mind you, she said they waited for almost 3 hours and nobody was ready to go find him in the bush. Everybody dey guide

@AltIbikunle_ @abiolajrx Feminist Toto Dey sweet oo bruvv

@abiolajrx This babe na feminist Jesus😭😭

what is this type of yansh called ?

@naturenoni @_AsiwajuLerry Omo I don dye 😭😂 God which kind thing be this 😂😂😂 @PoojaMedia

@_AsiwajuLerry This kind joy no be hear o Omo this one and pooja fit later dey drag who go first lick osimhen anus😂

From praying for him years ago to watching him Live. 🇳🇬💛❤️🇹🇷

@annajoy34972688 @dazzybtvltd I never see any albino for ipodo

@dazzybtvltd Try ipodo

I'm yet to find albino olosho and it's really painful 😢

I know this has been said several times but it needs to be said again. Your Excellency @PeterObi, The security team around you is too lax. Don't underestimate the people you're up against. Random people shouldn't be coming at body reach to you. PLEASE BEEF UP. PLEASE.

@dazzybtvltd I don retweet oo. I dey wait for my palliative

Disciples, minister is fully back and active on this new account! Let’s follow massively! Retweet so other disciples can connect. Olosho giveaway for first 20 people to retweet 😎

@Dee_Goddy @Jantar127 @mosho_times Which kind exchange rate be that one ? 😂😭 abusive words nor Dey enough ? Na multiple slaps? Abeg oo 😂

@Jantar127 @mosho_times Free slap? No nau. You touch bum bum na 😂😂

I was in Jss3 when I bought this “magic ring” from my friend Sule for just ₦700. According to him, all I had to do was lightly touch any girl’s buttocks with it, and she would instantly follow me anywhere — no questions, no hesitation. Perfect for “experimental purposes,”