Lupin

@wambosue @bevalynekwambo3 cremation even better

@GeoffMarkets @wambosue @bevalynekwambo3 In support. We should have crematoriums in all towns for convenience.

In my tribe graves ziko 1 metre away from the house, ya dad imeshikana na pavement ya nyumba. Once went for a burial huko mountain, wakazika huko chini karibu na mtoni I was shocked 😲

@kamauwaruhiu @RealAfricaVoice What a stopper! 😄

@RealAfricaVoice Porn?

Americas only export "the dolar " is under siege. What will they export now ? Tanzania is also overtaking them in sodomy .

@ignyharaz2 In 70s they were way better. Modernisation is the problem.

Cleanup after the WRC Safari Rally stages in Naivasha takes the organizing team more than 12 days. Tons of waste are left behind—plastic bottles, used contraceptives, food packaging, and all kinds of litter scattered everywhere. Now think back to the Qatar World Cup: Japanese fans stayed behind after matches to clean the stands, and their teams left the dressing rooms as spotless as they found them. The rally has evolved—cars are modern, drivers are faster, and everything is far more advanced than in the 1970s. Unfortunately, our environmental behaviour as fans is still stuck in the 70s. We must do better. Respect nature. Leave each viewing point as clean as you found it—collect your rubbish and take it with you. FIA and the WRC Promoter take environmental responsibility seriously, and it plays a major role in hosting the world’s most-watched rally. Chris

@asmanm85 @Mzalendo_041 Ile matope umesema, hii mvua inashanga imetoka wapi!

Na vijana mkae mkijua pesa nayo haitambui mambo ya introvert. Kama hauko aggressive hii pesa ujue hupati. This tables zinataka watu aggressive, hizi deals zinataka extroverts wewe hio maneno ya introvert ni ufala....

@Alexiirander Shoes, fika Shop BT 45 Royal Palms Mall hapo Ronald Ngala Street.

@Iano5_ @_spoiler____ No power na haikuwa inacharge.

What's worse than kuamka upate simu yako haikua inacharge?

@vivek_1052 Six more months.

I think it's time to change my mop

@fwdaniels If I turn this stupid, just execute me. Waste of space and oxygen.

woman to woman conversation

@256Rootyherman I'm the farmer's kid. 😄

*2 trays eggs have been damaged and cant be sold Farmer. Farmer’s kid

@samfx417813 @four20_pm Hii ndo mnasemanga kushuta points, ama?

@four20_pm Akili yake iko kwa matako

Dem amebeba. Hana akili.

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago: “Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what's left and live it properly.”

@kimondio_ @kajairo0 Si ni kwako, uko huru.

Kwani kuingia nyumba saa tisa ni makosa

from dm please help find my daughter am Carol Mutheri she got lost around kabete wangige any information about her will be appreciated... ...

@marcusolang Don't hold your breath, unless you hate your life.

Show me one single productive original idea these guys have ever had. Just one fruitful idea. Just one. I'll wait.

@Just1Nathann_ The spirit isn't earger, but the body has already laught out loud!

I got a call that my friend’s father was seriously ill, so I rushed to their house straight from work. Earlier that day, I had bought chicken and chips but didn’t get the chance to eat, so I was already very hungry and dizzy. We rushed him to the hospital… but unfortunately he didn’t make it. Everyone was crying. I was crying too, but the more I cried, the more I felt like I was about to faint. I remembered the food I bought earlier and quietly stepped away to the backyard so I wouldn’t collapse. I sat down… and somehow fell asleep. Apparently everyone was already looking for me. I woke up, opened the food, and just as I started eating… that was exactly when they found me. I have never felt more ashamed holding chicken and chips in my life.

@kevruhiu @Lenis_Owino Kamande is the bomb!

@Lenis_Owino People saying beans are just poor and can't afford kamande😂😂

Unpopular opinion, chapati pairs better with legumes than meat or chicken. I said what I said 😤

@Lenis_Owino @musambatii I concur.

@kigo_eric @Nyaga_9 Sad state of affairs.

@AnkoFelipe @Nyaga_9 So ironic. Women hate men online. Ground they want to be near us because they know men let shit slide but women dont tolerate their own with bs. Ata hakuna female anataka kua under female boss. They cling to us offline but online nichuki wakiwa kwa nyumba most zimelipwa na ndume.

So mahali ya 1 minute ndio alikataa kulipa full amount, mimi nikitumia cab nifike point fulani nione jam iko kwa barabara ya kuingia mi hulipa dere pesa yake namwambie apige tu U-turn asiwaste time kwa hiyo jama na naeza tembea hata kama ni dakika tatu. Tumieni akili jamani

@kigo_eric @Nyaga_9 Ironically, hawataki kubebwa na female drivers. Smh.

@Nyaga_9 Huskii ningekua kadere wa ubber siezi beba madem sasa. Inakua too much. You get killed koz mtu hana akili.