Anne Hogan

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

@amandamull I bought a house in June and still have the brick red 90s walls upstairs because I haven't had time to paint yet. I don't need the stress of feeling like I should have taken a sabbatical from work to paint my house so it's "perfect" within 6 weeks.

@amandamull I refuse to watch HGTV anymore because it stresses me out too much. These people buy a house, move it, and everything is exactly updated and done the way they want within 6 weeks for an on-camera reveal.

I wrote about how home-reno media and immense pressure to maximize property values have warped people's understanding of what their home should look like, and of what they even want out of the place they live. theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

@abresslour @ajfeuerman I bought one on sale after Christmas and used it to count down to Inauguration Day! Last year? Year before? What is time?

@ajfeuerman @Anne_Hogan I've decided that advent calendars are religiously neutral. And that advent calendars can be used year round. Last year I used one for election day!

@ajfeuerman Fact: they have the best jams. Fact: their advent calendar is a delicious treat to be enjoyed by everyone. Why should daily treats be just for Jesus? And for that matter, why should they be only in December?! Please join me in lobbying for year round Bonne Maman calendars.

@rgottlieb1 @ajfeuerman @JessicaGottlieb Set up a war room and order dinner!

Not on Twitter for ages. Tweets Hulu support for help. Immediately get a bunch of weird-ass spam. FFS I just want to log into Hulu.

@hulu_support help! When I try to log in to my account, it tells me I need to reset my password, and it sends a code that expires in 5 min. The problem is, I don't get the code for at least 7 min. Your website says to contact support, but I have to be logged in, which I can't do.

@kellywhalen1885 @windsorbug Truly the best possible response.

I do my own house work!

It’s barely 8:30 and I’m texting my mom 100 questions about paint. She’s a lucky lady.

@KwiksetCorp Nope, you sure don’t. Where are the knobs that match the Halo Touch Traditional in Venetian bronze? None of them have the arched rose. You also don’t offer any custom options to change out the rose on your knobs and levers.

@Anne_Hogan Hi Anne - Here to help! We offer a variety of different lever, handle and knob models to match our electronic deadbolts. Please visit our website to view available options: kwik.st/3v895MO Thanks ~ Kwikset Social

I will never get over how annoying and dumb it is that @KwiksetCorp doesn’t make a knob that matches the Halo fingerprint deadbolt, but the @Schlage_Locks Georgian Camelot knob works! Now I need to work up the energy to paint the door. Maybe once it’s cooler outside…

@megweiss13 @justinbbradford @leegibsonmusic Is this where I admit that I NEVER have the sound turned on?

Okay showing my age here but on the new #instagram what happened to the little sound icon on videos to mute them? Do you really have to turn your phone volume up and down as you scroll?? @Anne_Hogan @justinbbradford @leegibsonmusic I feel like you guys will have insight…

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I never want a cold sales call, but I especially never want 3 in a row after I’ve declined the call BECAUSE I WAS ON AN ACTUAL WORK CALL. What part of being sent straight to voicemail made @infotechRG think I wanted them to keep calling?

@Mel_Isnt_Real Yay!! The "I've done everything I can and now I must wait" part is the worst.

Rob says that in that case we will rent a UHaul & take the remainder to a storage locker, because he always has an answer for everything, the unfazed realist.

The movers are coming today! I woke up at 7:30 to complete 2 final tasks I didn’t have strength for yesterday (packing a small box & wiping off our dresser top) & now lie here stressing that our things won’t fit in the storage unit. It looks small!

A fun game I play with @Xfinity is they send me a spam text, and I unsubscribe, and we both pretend it means anything.

Okay, 10pm pushed me to try Twitter for a solution. Does anyone know the trick to stopping automated calls from @cvspharmacy? I can’t find a setting or preference in my account to make them stop.

@NatashaNicholes I like vanilla fancied up - butter pecan, peanut butter cup, throw in some pretzels for that sweet and salty combo. What’s your jam?