Anne Matheson

@Nick___Morrison Guilty? Of what? Of being a sexy beast? Then I say guilty -- guilty as sin!

@wearawhiterose @ChasingC00per HI, FANS! Thank you! Thank you! *mwah* Remember to tune into...err...what's the name of my show again?

BUT WHAT CAN I DO? I'M LONELY TOOO-OOO!!! AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD TO KNOOOOW....Sorry. Wrong decade.

@Paige__Matheson Jesus, Paige, there's no need to be so hostile. By the way, I can't find your peach blazer. I must have left it at Greg's.

@DennisCruzado Oooh, a lawsuit? I knew she took after me.

Where the hell is my daughter?

@SumnerTweets @Knots_Landing I'll fix that tonight. In the meantime, @MPMackMacKenzie can vouch for me.

@Knots_Landing How rude! I can too wear them! Do I look obese to you?! @SumnerTweets certainly isn't disappointed with my body.

@GaryArthurEwing Who's Ciji? He sounds like a designer. *gasp* Was he married? Who gets his estate? Maybe I can pretend I was his sister.

@KarenFairgate With your little outdoor BBQ grill and your "kiss the cook" apron! Ugh, it all makes me sick.

@KarenFairgate You, with your little tracked house, your little dead-end street, your little dead-end life!

@KarenFairgate Admit it. If Mack had to choose between the two of us, he'd never choose you.

@TimDillinger @ChasingC00per Thanks, dolls!

@TimDillinger He's stealing @SumnerTweets's horse.

@ChasingC00per Well, since you guessed it, I'll tell you the truth. I never intended to die. I intended to bring Mack to his senses.

@SumnerTweets Oooh, I like a man who likes the feel of gold. It shows you have character.

@MPMackMacKenzie Mack, darling! How are you?