Annie Abrams

@mariskreizman I’m the pre-filled glass of rum punch that Kendall threw out before he poured himself a new one

@shannonminter5 Fibonacci Floof

The daily floof

@shannonminter5 The floofiest floof in all of floofdom

Floof in action!!!!!!!!!!

@ambernoelle Happy Birthday! We don’t know each other, but I just wanted to say you are one of my favorite people on Twitter. 🥰

@shannonminter5 🥰❤️🥰

I am pleased to announce that my fabulous cousin Carrie (Uncle Chuck’s daughter) has adopted some miniature donkeys

@shannonminter5 😭❤️

Baby Squeaky: “Let’s stay close at all times, okay Albert?”

@shannonminter5 The Fancy Feast can 😭🥰

Rainy day blues

This is Manny. Every single time he chews on his ball, it goes flying out of his mouth. And every single time, he is surprised. 13/10

@shannonminter5 B2B! So cute. 🥰

Couch butties

@amandadeibert Omg. They are relentless! Same thing happened with our chair cushions. Also saw the cushion stuffing in bird nests on our patio 😆

Y'all a squirrel chewed all the ropes off my hammock and used it for a next and now my hammock is destroyed.

@BCDreyer This made me laugh out loud

@svershbow This is ridiculously cute 🥰😭

The kids are getting rowdy

@andreavbecker Omg I have this dream ALL the time! Usually a language class. 🫣

when do I stop dreaming that I’m months into a semester and about to fail a class I forgot about? I have a phd

👻👻🎃🎃

I loved this! 👻

Talk to your kids about intrusive thoughts. They’re more common than you may realize, and they can be disturbing and scary. Kids don’t know what they are, and they aren’t likely to share they are having them. I cannot even begin to tell you the relief upon learning what they are-

Love this!

@JoJoFromJerz “I love this for him”

The last text you sent now describes your sex life. I’ll go first. “I just did the round trip tickets to and from the same stations to be easy.” Your turn.

@rachsyme Great Circle by Maggie Shipstead!

@rachmeetsworld Omg what

so sorry if you’re not in LA this doesn’t apply to you but Porto’s now has churro croissants and I’m telling everyone I know