Anoop

Witnessed and recorded the most INSANE car crash yesterday, you can see Autopilot also swerve and avoid the rouge tire for me $TSLA

“Sir, another 22 year old has found a job”

“It worked on production just like it did on localhost”

I don’t even fucking care anymore man

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

Microsoft Authenticator just asked me to sign in with Microsoft Authenticator

giving the junior engineer root access

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

*unmutes* “nothing from my end”

the lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter

Listening to an earnings call for a company I have 0.7 shares in

*unmutes* “nothing from my side, thanks”

running out of sonnet right before the code works

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

You are sheltering non USB-C devices in your carry-on, are you not?

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

Celsius is the worst of the three major temperature scales and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

Being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster