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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

@OperaSocialist @RAF_Luton Why is someone working in another country selfish?

The plane to repatriate selfish UK tax exiles from Dubai is being fuelled up and ready to leave from @RAF_Luton (Photographed from a Canberra)

@SneezeArt @wylfcen Thinking about it, people also live on Jethou.

@SneezeArt @wylfcen They’re part of the Bailiwick of Guernsey. Herm and Brecqhou - being the other two inhabited islands - also fall into this category.

How I refer to Britain as an American

@marten_sorby @SneezeArt @wylfcen The vast majority of Americans think Jersey is on the other side of the Hudson from NYC

@SneezeArt @wylfcen French. Being real, most Europeans don't even know they're British, you can't expect the Americans to know either.

@earthcurated Interesting that the map is wrong - Jersey, Guernsey and Isle of Man aren’t part of UK

What is the best country in Europe to live in right now?

Very random @teslaeurope showcasing a cybertruck at Bluewater Shopping Centre when they’re not - and I suspect won’t ever be - legal on UK roads.

Yellow Pages “JR HARTLEY” 1983, who remembers this one?

Training in the 80s vs nowadays 😂😂

In order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1,024 eighth great-grandparents 2,048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4.094 ancestors over the last 400 years Pause for a second and really think about this… How many hardships did they survive? How many silent battles did they fight? How many tears did they wipe away? How many moments of joy did they celebrate? How many love stories began so that yours could one day exist? How many dreams for a better future were whispered into the dark? All of it… just so you could be here, alive, in this moment

@semarroy72 @Gatwick_Airport I showed them this (thank you for helping launch it 🙏🏼) and a medical letter and they ignored it. I complained to the supervisor and he said it was a regular issue. What annoyed me was the way security thought they could coerce me with intimidation tactics. Not cool.

@Ant_RTW @Gatwick_Airport Sorry to hear this. I helped launch a Medical Device Awareness Card in the UK for this reason caa.co.uk/media/4f1pswv0…

Extremely rude security guard at @Gatwick_Airport just now - insisted full body scanners are safe for CGMs and insulin pumps and then said I was being aggressive and “should open my mind” when I dared disagree with him #type1diabetes caa.co.uk/passengers-and…

@JEPnews I’d like to know what planning’s jurisdiction is over this pump. It isn’t listed and it doesn’t appear to be a fixture (looks ornamental), plus they previously gave permission to remove?

Planning refuse bid to remove historic petrol pump from Gorey Village home dlvr.it/TQkN9K

@ITVChannelTV Have you ever heard of anything more ridiculous in your life? People up in arms over a garden ornament? Reassuring so little happens in jersey that this is all people have to worry about

The owners of a house in Gorey want to donate a vintage petrol pump outside of their property to a museum - but after backlash from their neighbours, it must remain where it is. itv.com/watch/news/par…

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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

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🚨BREAKING: Alex Pretti’s Colleagues Hold a Moment of Silence.

Braverman is the very reason there should be automatic byelections if someone defects Reform were not wanted in Fareham and Waterlooville - they could only come 4th She no longer represents her constituency