Simon Lewis
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Simon Lewis
@AnthemSimon
Cyclist, vegan, retired magazine publisher ... not necessarily in that order ... oh and a conscience ...all views are my own
Katılım Ekim 2013
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@Gypsypup13 Hi Lou. I've been sat out in the sun with a cuppa and some ginger biscuits, in a lovely little cottage near Pendoylan recovering from my operation and I really am not in the slightest bit jealous.
My little bit of heaven ...
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Im 100% definitely not, never gonna be jealous. Never
Lorena Knobchopper🏴@Gypsypup13
Im not jealous that my sis is drinking pints of perfectly poured Guinness in Jimmy's Bar Lanzarote with a fiddler and Irish dancers. I swear im not jealous. Honestly, im definitely not jealous.
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@Socket1Sophie Shortly transitioning into the "Rough as a bag full of spanners, " phase ....
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Erika Kirk now confirmed as being in the little know Hoe stage of grief.
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I heard he's going dressed as the Vatican today......
CourtNewsUK@CourtNewsUK
Russell Brand's bible was confiscated today as he tried to read an extract when he appeared in court accused of assaults on two women
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@dodgson_sally Just pop her outside on some bee friendly flowers and she'll be as happy as can beee ...
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@AnthemSimon My nervous system ain't so keen, but my brain & heart appreciate nature☺️
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For 5yrs in a row my bedroom has been invaded by a Queen Bee. Or, a hummingbird in fancy dress. It's so very strange.
Any every year, I trap her & explain that I'm not altogether cool with the arrangement😬😖
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@SueSuezep Absolutely Sue. They will definitely have previous. This is just the first time they've been caught.
Even at my advanced years I would be very happy to get 10 minutes alone with them in a locked room ...
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OAKLEY HOLLANDS, and LEIGHTON ASHBY beat a sheep to death and then blew it up with explosives in a "sadistic" act
What else have they done? This didn't Just happen - there must be a history of deviant behaviour, they must have been previous reports/allegations.
PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE@Protect_Wldlife
SCUMBAGS OF THE DAY 😡 This is OAKLEY HOLLANDS, 20 (left) and LEIGHTON ASHBY, 22 (right) who beat a sheep to death and then blew it up with explosives in a "sadistic" act. The pair, formerly agricultural students at Plumpton College, East Sussex subjected a year-old ewe to horrific torture before blowing up its body by inserting explosives into several orifices on the South Downs. A Sussex Police search of Hollands' phone found a video of a dead fox being cut in half - with the public fearing they "will transfer this behaviour into their relationships with humans". Ashby was jailed for two years. Hollands was sentenced to 20 months in a young offenders’ institution. Full story: #Echobox=1771852707" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theargus.co.uk/news/25878444.…
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@JDIrwinbooks I do sometimes feel like I'm swimming against a tsunami of f*ckwittery and thunderc*nts on a daily basis.
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@dodgson_sally They are really gentle intelligent little creatures and can form genuine attachments to humans : not emotional connections but they can learn to recognise and trust certain people. What a privilege Sal 🙂
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@GyllKing One can only hope that the judge will recognise that Deform have substantial "previous" and will take that into consideration when ruling ...
Fingers crossed eh?
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If the court does not grant relief today he could face criminal charges & if found guilty the possibilities outcomes are:
1. Fines of up to £5K
2. Disqualification from elective office for 3 years
3. Invalidation of election results
Reform has form for this ‘inadvertency’.
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Matt Goodwin in High Court applying for a "relief from sanctions" under Section 167 of the Representation of the People Act 1983. Judge may rule error arose from "inadvertence or accidental miscalculation" & was not due to a lack of good faith & grant relief - so no sanctions 1/2
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@dodgson_sally Maybee ... (see what I did there)
Queens can live for between 2-5 years
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@AnthemSimon I'm not sure how long they live, but I don't think it's the same Bee😬😂
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@GyllKing Having spent the night in a wheelie bin, Brand mistakes court appearance with audition for Wurzel Gummidge ...
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If you turn up dressed like that you’re asking for it. Isn’t that how rape works?
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