Taming of the flu

It's giving snow globe

Whatcha got, @Ravens? 🐦‍⬛

@queenxniamh A Christmas miracle

Touch water.

@UberHansen LFGM 💙🧡

I will be rooting for the #Mets

@spacewxwatch LGM!!!

It’s been 9 years since the #Mets were last in the Division Series (when I was in college!) but here are they are again. Can’t believe I got to see this magic unfold right before my eyes. I’ve been fighting all year, they’ve been fighting all year (very different things), but this theme of resiliency in the face of challenges is ringing loud. So happy and proud to see this. #LGM #LFGM

Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson

Liza Minnelli has outlived O.J. Simpson. In 1994 he murdered his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman

@queenxniamh join me on storygraph, more barebones, less social, more data

@ImprobablyLoud Growth

Elmo wants to wish everybody a great Rosh Hashanah! Happy New Year!❤️🍎🍯

@ImprobablyLoud This is the second best joke you have ever made

Do you guys ever think about quitting grad school?

Come on Barbie let’s go write your PhD.

Wow… more from Justice Jackson: “With let-them-eat-cake obliviousness, today, the majority pulls the ripcord and announces "colorblindness for all' by legal fiat. But deeming race irrelevant in law does not make it so in life.”

Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system: The Tetanus vaccine The Measles vaccine The Polio vaccine The Mumps vaccine The HPV vaccine The Pneumonia vaccine The Hepatitis B vaccine The Rubella vaccine The Diphtheria vaccine The Covid-19 vaccine - @HislopMD

If this gets 1M likes my human intern has to name their first born “Helen.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

Phamily. #PhantomBroadway

Liza Minnelli has outlived The Phantom of the Opera's time on Broadway. The show closes today after 13,981 performances.