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@CrenshawNative @Jxlxnn @whristan1 @TheDunkCentral @JCowleyHoops lol I mean I do think he’s going thru something but the whole gay shit is mental too 😂 goes both ways imo

@Jxlxnn @whristan1 @TheDunkCentral @JCowleyHoops Dude…you sound crazy as hell lol. It’s mentally ill, but gay people aren’t mentally ill…confused lol yall kill me

Jaden Ivey reportedly used to ask Bulls reporters if they fornicated before marriage, per @JCowleyHoops

@a1fantasy23 Good shit !

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@qpe @DuelbitsSports Yurrrr

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@hayjivepicks I had 10 bucks onna parlay he was my last leg lol. Dunno why I bet on a pink panther fag 😂

People laid -230 on this guy…

@LFC_Tandy You’ll beat galatasaray, not a chance against PSG lol so why worry bout it

If we beat Galatasaray, We will have to play PSG If we beat PSG, We will have to play Madrid or Bayern.

@UTDTrey Beyond overrated.

Ghost the whole game, score a late penalty then do this How shameless can you be😭

@DiscussingFilm BOOOOO

First trailer for the ‘PINOCCHIO’ horror movie set in the Poohniverse. In theaters later this year.

@ky7lian Does any1 besides Madrid fans like vini ? I don’t have much of an opinion just curious

vini hitting the same celebration to rattle benfica fans 😭

@arielhelwani MVP is beyond overhyped as a fighter and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s cut soon lol

“This is why I wasn’t initially excited about [the Paramount deal], because for me, [the bonus increase] doesn’t do enough compared to the amount of money they’ve just brought in for themselves. To see how highly [Dana White] values people outside the sport that kind of built his reputation is just upsetting, to be fair.” Michael “Venom” Page speaks on the state of fighter pay in the UFC.

@NickChaps96 @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente I don’t agree with the “most other QBs” I think there’s a handful that could have beaten the Pats but that Oline was not good today.

@AntoineGoatmann @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente That would be super impressive. The path to get there has not been. If New England played like that against Houston with most other QBs, Houston wins in a route.

The only thing that matters in the playoffs: SURVIVE & ADVANCE @stoolpresidente

@NickChaps96 @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Even if this is true , say they beat the Seahawks/rams in superbowl. That’s a tough ass win correct ?

@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Congrats. Beat playoff Justin Herbert who is always awful, sorry ass Stroud, and get a Broncos team that just lost their starting QB. This has to be the easiest path to the SB ever.

@_HNNDRX Pretty funny 9/10 laughed in my school hallway

Gabe Vincent allegedly that his 2025-26 NBA season is once what he did. He had been the first NBA player to had the former team gone era with a 3 had been some of score then Lakers for the year. Devastating news for the 1-time 9-time has been worked so hard 💔

@Fullcourtpass Guy is autistic and an ass 😭

Joe Mazzulla answered every single question with “illegal screen” 😭

@austinsprops How we feel bout that rain in Tampa lol

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@_Zeets Everyone in the replies taking this so seriously , get over yourself 😭

Every time Bijan Robinson thanks God, I wish the reporter would ask him if he really thinks God cares about the Falcons. Because, where is the evidence for that?

@fuelkek Real

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@DoctorProfit Great write up ! Under appreciated

10 Important Notes from the NBA Today 1) More New Pacers Lineups Furphy started the game but in the 2nd half, Nesmith entered the starting lineup. He has been ramping up from injury so expect this to be the new normal. Nembhard/Nesmith/Mathurin/Siakam/Huff 2) Jokic Injured Knee. Waiting to hear severity. Notable 2H Stats without Jokic: 57% Assist% for Murray (8 assists) Watson 26.7% of team FGA while in game Hardaway 23.1% of team FGA while in game 16/25 from 3 for Miami 3) Cavs get an important upset over the Spurs Cleveland has been disappointing this season but have had the injury excuse to fall back on. We saw the core 4 all starting and healthy today for the first time and they looked like the 24/25 Cavs immediately Both teams shot sub-30% from deep through the first 3 quarters but Tyson hit 3 threes in a row in the 4th quarter and Cavs got to pull away shooting 5/11 from deep in the 4th 4) Houston played another game without Sengun And then Steven Adams had to leave early with his knee. Eason and Jabari picked up the slack with 7 combined offensive rebounds and 18 total Durant dominated with an efficient 30-burger on just 20 shots. 5) Point Mikal Mikal Bridges with 10 dimes today. Has had great passing volume in previous few games without Hart this season but this is the first one with McBride and Kolek and co. 6) Nickeil Alexander Walker MIP Campaign He went from a guy who was lucky to get 10 points last season, to leading an ATL charge with no Trae or Jalen Johnson against OKC… AT OKC. OKC ends up winning by 11 but ATL had em on the ropes all game largely because of NAW with 30/4/5 with a sprinkle of Onyeka going for 26/14 himself 7) Giannis appreciation post It’s amazing how the Bucks go from the basketball representation of puke when Giannis is out, to absolutely HUMMING when he’s active Yes. Giannis 24 points was cool. But the 2-man game with KPJ was working with 11 assists for Kevin, Portis pitched in another 25 points, Turner with 23 and 4 blocks as well. Not that Charlotte is elite… but I mean… Turner getting you 23 and 4 is telling on matter who the opponent is. 8) TRE JOHNSON ROTY CAMPAIGN On a limited 25 minutes, Tre Johnson had his 2nd consecutive start. He shot 5/5 from deep. The young rookie has great range, confidence, and size. Super excited to see him putting it together. 9) No Anthony Davis (Again) so Jason Kidd had some fun After a rough start to the game, Brandon Williams gave a spark to keep the game within striking distance So in the 2H, Williams started over Nembhard. Something to keep an eye on as we know Nembhard has been solid for them, but not being able to run the 2-man game with AD could limit his effectiveness and thus his role in non-AD Games 10) Training Wheels are off for Ayo Dosunmu Was stated that he would have a minutes limit when he returned from injury and until today we never saw more than 34 minutes from him. Some injuries played a part but he racked up 32 minutes here. Something to make note of going forward as we try and evaluate rotations for the non-Giddey/White/Vucevic players on the squad Like+Follow @DoctorProfit if you want these daily! We are bringing them back every night from now on.

@SleeperNFL I went against Henry so… no

Let’s go win some fantasy championships

@SleeperHQ #real

What a Drake Maye deep ball feels like:

@zachary_mj @FantasyPros Lmao yea I’m forced to start Seahawks D + Carter too 😂

@FantasyPros Seattle DST vs Rams (pray for me), Audric Estime (pray for me) and Michael Carter (pray for me)

Who’s your “I can’t believe I’m starting him in the semifinals” player?