Leo (Aphox)🐀🏡🔥

a date? 5 star restaurants? my cat and I only eat microplastics and gas station food thank you very much

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

is this @telltalerva

paying $50 for a tank of gas while the pump plays ads for gambling companies

coo

this adult shit is ass

the mold

What are you doing next week?

Just a quick reminder that Road to Vostok -25% launch discount ends today. With this discount, you can get Early Access for 14,99€ (regional pricing included) and all upcoming updates for free. ps. The first Early Access patch [0.1.1.0] comes out tomorrow night, patch notes will be on Steam by then.

My five year plan is to see how it goes

@OliverBaxxter i fear that i need one for obvious reasons

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Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

Could you imagine if a guy showed up to a PWHL game with a sign like "A 5 minute major is worth it to hit you from behind" or some shit

I just realized that today is Neil's day...

open your hand. quickly now! here, take this. it’s a little bug wearing a suit of armor. he’s sworn to protect you by any means necessary, even at the cost of his life. he told me it would be a great honor to die in your service, but an even greater one to live as your friend.

I need to tell Mr. Met something important about his wife

get out of my house I need to dance alone for a while