Appetizer

You're yet to get your PVC and you want to have a better Nigeria. How? Not getting your PVC means you like the current Nigeria.

@haifah_er_abba If you do these to me, I'll make my silent decision and you'll cry if you don't advise yourself.

Ignore his calls on purpose without calling back, Starve him attention, Reply his message late, Call him once in a week, Always complain you’re busy, Just try this, I promise you, he’ll never take you for granted again ☺️

@Elkrosmediahub Bought one for myself but couldn't use it In public because shame go kimme. Gave it to my woman. I go dey use handkerchief wipe my face.

Is there an unwritten law that prohibits men from going to events in Naij with any of those small rechargeable hand fans? You know, the kinda unwritten law that forbids us from standing akimbo, or looking left, right and left while crossing, or carrying umbrellas.

@maryakpa_n Thank God you didn't ask but, if a girl I'm getting to know should ask me for transport fare for a meet up, I'm never talking to her again. You have to show me that if we're going to be friends you can be able to sacrifice something, of course I know I will.

I met a guy at a wedding. We exchanged numbers and have been talking for about two weeks. He asked me out on a date. I said Sunday evening works. He said okay… then added, “send your account number, I’ll send ₦2,000 for your transport. That should be enough.” I read it twice. ₦2,000? For what exactly? We've never had any conversation about money. You just calculated it like that? No shame at all. I blocked him immediately. Because that's not even about the amount, it’s the mindset. This man looks so clean and put together, you won’t expect this kind of thinking. Now I’m wondering… is it the kind of girls around him, or this is just who he is?

@egi_nupe Person talk say na him turn to be president, you no talk this thing then o. Hypocrite.

Why must he be President by all means? 😂

@SylazAjah @omaakatugba Clear his name to who? Who are you? Better get the fuck out of this place. Idiat

@omaakatugba Don't tell us any story just clear your name don't use back door to come back oga

If any European airline does this to me I have hammered. Let me tell you a story. I flew from Rome to Riyadh with Wizz Air. Smooth trip going… but the return? Chaos. We boarded on time, but weather issues delayed all departures. Planes were just sitting on the tarmac

@Osi_Suave Nobody is misreading anything here, it's you that's feeling like a brain box and seeing it as if he misread the chart.

Dislike the president. But how can you misread a chart that is self explanatory Is this how bad our education has fallen off ?

@LayrayG @Ol0ye As community pikin way him be he should have been sensitive enough to stay off topics like that, because at the end of the day your opinion can trigger a set of people that also donated to your well being.

The guy did nothing wrong except the fact that he told them blunt truth by stating his stance over their usual controversial agenda over Lagos.He said"No any one or tribe that is not ancestrally belong to Lagos can claim to be indigene of Lagos simply because you're borne& bred in Lagos by eventuality of migration";It pained them and they held it against him and termed him a bigot.I thought that should be his offense.

I am trying to imagine Baddy's state of mind now. You were on your own. People said they'll help you fix your leg. You were skeptical. You said you already tried. They said, don't worry. We gat you. They rallied, raised funds to fix one leg. You came back home to wait for it to heal. You are now ready for the 2nd operation. Some people raised hell. Doused the ginger. They no longer gat you. Your mum probably thinks it's because you don't pray enough and your enemies are at work. It's probably because the people just have a short attention span and they're not able to care about anything long term. Raising someone's hope like that then killing it like that has to be the definition of evil. The guy didn't even beg. It was you people that pretended like you cared. It's crazy man.

@Letter_to_Jack It is justice to humanity, Justice to everything on planet. It will only help other insane police officers alike to be of their best behaviors in times like this.

I have always asked this philosophical question: When someone takes a life for no reason and in the most brutal way. Sentencing them to death is justice to who? The dead? Their family? Society?

@IsmailAwofe @The_Ajala Using money to buy people over is not being strategic. I'll never see him as a good politician. Like I said earlier "he took it" not like he was duely elected in a free and fair election. In a free and fair election he stands no ground, by so, he's not a good politician.

@Appetizer80kg @The_Ajala That's to tell you that , that MODAFOKA understands the game far better than all of them and he'll continue to beat them to it, except he's not on the ballot. If only Atiku and Obi can learn to be strategically smart and build their strong hold not some noisemakers...

Atiku Abubakar has pursued the presidency six different times, in 1993, 2007, 2011, 2015, 2019, and 2023. These are his running mates: In 2007, he chose Ben Obi. In 2011, he chose Tunde Bakare. In 2019, he chose Peter Obi. In 2023, he chose Ifeanyi Okowa. Out of all these alliances, the only figure who went on to build an independent, nationwide political movement that genuinely disrupted the status quo is Peter Obi, and that distinction is not accidental. It speaks to capacity, direction, and political clarity. Yet, there are still people trying to rewrite the narrative as though Obi owes Atiku some form of enduring loyalty, as if a single joint ticket that did not even secure victory should bind him indefinitely. Politics does not operate on personal indebtedness or permanent subordination. It is driven by vision, strategy, and the ability to respond to the moment. The idea that someone must remain in another’s shadow because of a past alliance reflects a deeper problem in how political loyalty is understood and weaponized. What Obi’s decision to chart his own path actually reveals is the contrast between recycling ambition and redefining direction, between repeatedly contesting power and meaningfully reshaping the political landscape. Nigeria cannot afford to keep mistaking persistence for progress or defending repeated losses as though they are evidence of strategic depth. @lekan_olayinka1

@instablog9ja Obviously they look at faces before carrying out that type of act. Emi ika 😂 para full body always.

Lady raises alarm over new sc@m tactic in Lagos

@iamnasboi No be matter of say the defense no good, their attack is good good. They'll break down any defense. Do you know how compact that inter defense was under inzaghi, they swallow 5 still

But truth be told, this 2 teams defense no too follow like that.

@PoojaMedia If not that I initiated palmpay target savings, I for no get shi shi by now. Bills too much.

It's April already, how much have you saved?

@Arewa_Source "he has paid his dues" emi l'okan 2.0

Anybody with any Political Knowledge knows that the only Politician alive today that can face Bola Ahmed Tinubu is Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. He has paid his dues and your fav should manage second place for now.

@biolakazeem You're not a good person. You're not even trying to give us reasons why we should vote for Tinubu again, someone who we all know just want the presidential title. Country is going from bad to worse but your problem is obi.

Majority of Obi's voters just want him to be President.Nobody who truly wants a better Nigeria will consider a man who can't lead an ordinary political party well to lead 200m people.He led Anambra & is despised by his successors & Anambra people vote against all his candidates.

@Omojuwa Why are you so bothered about what's happening in ADC?

The ADC is going North. Atiku Abubakar is shoo-in. If that changes, it’d be Jagora. That is, Kwankwaso. The only way Kwankwaso pairs with Obi in the ADC is as KO and not OK. There will be no OK in the ADC. If you are a betting person, you can take this to the bank.

@iamnasboi @iamnasboi

Sometime ago, eating twice a day was such an achievement. Thank you God for daily bread. If 100k fit help solve an immediate problem Abeg drop account. 500k for 5 persons

@lord_orukpe That under 2.5 first half and handicap 2 first half is the goated pick. Do more of those two

Should I post the code that I rebet?

@maxvayshia That's not true. I've seen them play without haaland. Marmoush is a blast whenever he's leading the line, but sometimes struggles because of inconsistency.

Without Haaland, Manchester City is just expensive Wolves with bright future.

@instablog9ja You better don't get married do you can keep his name without any higgy hagga

“When I get married, I want to keep my father’s surname because we are all girls and I don’t want his family name to be wiped out. I want to continue his legacy because my dad is a great man” — Lady says