Apple Hates Me

Not to sound like a Steve Jobs fanboy, but Jobs would never have let this POS come to market. “Weight concerns?” Really?! VR isn’t new. WTF, Apple? 9to5mac.com/2023/10/09/vis…

#VisionPro? My vision is already pro and my glasses only cost $200 from Warby Parker, not $3500 with a battery I need to wear. … (Who are we kidding? I still want one… curse you @Apple, curse you!!!)

Why did @Apple kill #CoverFlow? We understand that it’s an inefficient way to navigate our music, but it was about #emotion and #immersion. #BringItBack

Apple could sell more Watch Series 8 if they rename the ovulation feature “Sex O’Clock.” 🤔

Is it weird that I’m tempted to ban Android users from texting me since I can’t use my iPad or MacBook to text them back? 🤔 #iMessageOrNothing

Apple maths funny… 🤔 #NotAddingUp

Windows 95? 💩 Windows 98? Good Windows Me? 💩 Windows XP? Good? Windows Vista? 💩 Windows 7? Good Windows 8? 💩 Windows 10? Good #Windows11? … 🤔

Teeny-tiny suggestion for @Apple in a future #iOS update - if an app is free in the App Store, don’t say “Processing Payment” when I click to download it. Gives me pucker factor every time as I immediately think, “Wait... was it actually free or did I miss the price?” 😳

Hey @Apple - You've got unlimited music through Apple Music. I get it. We ALL get it. Stop pestering us on our iPhones, iPads, iTunes, iMacs, iPods, iCars, iEverythings. Bug off! If we wanted to sign up, we would have by now. #IAlreadyBoughtYourProductNowBugOff #IAnnoyed

The Repeal of Net Neutrality was only the beginning... twitter.com/EricJacobson/s…

The forecast is Cloudy - Microsoft's OneDrive completely transformed my workflow! How haven't I tried this before? goo.gl/YA7cKL

Ever wonder what Windows PC I run? How about this $3,751.63 behemoth? For realises. bit.ly/1y09zwI #AppleReallyDoesHateMe

Did my review make you want a Pebble? bit.ly/1DmAOqh If not, maybe this will: @BestBuy has it on sale for $80 if you use PEBBLEDEAL.

@ATTCares I have been a customer since 2007. If your competitors weren't so much worse than you, I'd switch - I wish AT&T really would care.

Which iPhone 6 do I think is the best? My answer might surprise you: bit.ly/1zEYQ08 #Apple #iPhone6Plus #iPhone6

After loving the Pebble so much, I bought a Pebble Steel. My reaction is so surprising, I had to update my review: bit.ly/1DmAOqh

Confession time: I bought a Google Nexus 7... and I love it. Still not a fan of Android on phones, tho'. bit.ly/which-tablet-2… #Apple

I don't mind that you changed the iTunes logo color, Apple, but now it looks angry. #RedIsTheColorOfTheDevil

I never thought I'd need a smartwatch until I bought a @Pebble. Now, I can't live without it. bit.ly/1DmAOqh #MindBlown #Apple

Can I please just give Apple $600 for my iPhone 6 and go to bed now? Please? #KindaHateMyself