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This account pretty much exists now to talk about Liverpool FC, politics and Terry Pratchett, somewhere that people can shout at me for these views without it getting in anyone's way.
I'm fine with this.
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Mikkles 🇵🇸
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Mikkles 🇵🇸
@Apple__Knocker
IT/Testing. 30-something. Bass. Liverpool FC. Scouser. Honorary Irish. "Leftie Loony". He/Him.
Katılım Ocak 2020
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I'm no fan of the royal family, not by a long shot, but I can appreciate Charles going to America and reminding them of the principles of their own constitution. And also making a very pointed reference to the Emperor's New Clothes.
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All Spurs have to do, really, is outperform West Ham.
That's probably not going to be difficult over the final 5 games. Unfortunately - hilarious though it would be - I don't see them getting relegated.
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Every single time you think Liverpool have beaten Everton in the funniest way possible, they manage come up with an even funnier one.
It is absolutely incredible.
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A *last minute* Liverpool win.
Mikkles 🇵🇸@Apple__Knocker
Welp. The Ev have had a goal ruled out. Naturally the only possible conclusion now is a Liverpool win for maximum fume.
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Welp. The Ev have had a goal ruled out.
Naturally the only possible conclusion now is a Liverpool win for maximum fume.
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Hey @innocent question for you - remember things used to have a label shouting how many of your "5 a day" something is?
What's the story with your smoothies? I had some strawberries, bananas & apples smoothie and I want to know how en-fruited I've become.
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So I called the garage, we established a time for getting the car in. He asked for the reg - explained it's an Irish car. He put me on hold, came back & told me they can only work on British reg cars...
Possibly worried the wheel nuts are going to start shouting tiocfaidh ár lá
Mikkles 🇵🇸@Apple__Knocker
Turns out if you're driving a car with a non-UK reg in the UK and want to go to @Halfords_uk - You can't book online. Never mind that I can provide my full model spec, that's irrelevant without a UK reg.
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Won 140 off a fiver on 4 Europa League games there, mostly because the bookies had Celta Vigo massive favourites against Freiburg for reasons I couldn't quite deduce.
Anyway. Tidy that. Wedding fund topped up.
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Turns out if you're driving a car with a non-UK reg in the UK and want to go to @Halfords_uk - You can't book online.
Never mind that I can provide my full model spec, that's irrelevant without a UK reg.
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We know, Donald. That's why so many people around the world are so concerned - a crazy person does indeed have nuclear weapons, and bad things *are* happening.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "If we didn't hit within 2 weeks, they would've had a nuclear weapon. When crazy people have nuclear weapons bad things happen."
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There's always a Pratchett quote:
"You take a bunch of people who don’t seem any different from you and me, but when you add them all together you get this sort of huge raving maniac with national borders and an anthem."
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And then when someone pointed that bit out, he pivoted to "SO YOU ADMIT THERE'S GUILT" 😂
Sometimes the keyboard warriors are good for a laugh.
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I've just seen someone on here try to claim that, essentially, Liverpool as a city tries to keep the historic slave trade "hush hush".
They're doing a poor fucking job of it then. Normally you don't build museums exploring the horrors of a thing you're trying to keep quiet.
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So... Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is claiming that he is unsafe in the country of his birth, and has taken himself and his family elsewhere in the world to fix that, while seeking financial support?
Just checking I got the facts right there.
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@LilUzi_Blert Love how his car "broke down".
Nah lad, you forgot to fill it up because you're a gobshite.
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"I told Parliament..." doesn't really carry as much weight when there are approximately 20 members present.
Not a dig at Ian, who was obviously there doing his job and representing the interests of his constituents.
lan Byrne MP@IanByrneMP
Today I told Parliament that newly released emails appear to show Peter Mandelson working alongside one of the world’s most notorious criminals, acting against the interests of the British people in pursuit of money and power. This is exactly why we need a fully implemented Hillsborough Law to hold those in office criminally accountable for abusing their power. It cannot come soon enough.
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@AllianzIreland Hi, I passed my test recently. When I go to update my current policy with my full license, the premium remains the same. When I get a quote from you with all details the same, but the full license, the monthly premium is over €20 cheaper. I'd like the lower rate.
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