@spazmodlc Our guitarist is the most generic cis dude ever so we have to balance it with two different kinds of trans people at least tbh
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Apple! 🔞
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Apple! 🔞
@Approductions19
22 || 5’11”, 100 lbs || NSFW || religiously hung goddess of womb kissing || @bunnyingout’s owner
she/her Katılım Ağustos 2022
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@ysljennii So glad I had a father to teach me burrito rolling. Not glad I had a father for anything else but that part worked out
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This video just changed a broke nigga life….i just wrapped the perfect burrito gang
Redd@ReddCinema
This is the correct way to roll a burrito.
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@Approductions19 You've been on a roll lately
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The button is her cervix and I’m going to be pressing that thing like it’s the final boss battle in The Legendary Starfy for the Nintendo DS when I see her again
🏙️@bluestainedstar
they should invent a button that lets your favorite person know you miss them without you having to tell them directly
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@lenaofthebriar Being an enjoyer of bad terrible light lagers means that I am going to be ready when the day comes
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yknow it really sucks that beer and pee both taste bad because conceptually they’re really hot to drink
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trying to train my singing voice to be more feminine has me understanding why every tgirl does the annoying chipmunk hyperpop vocals
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@AlexKavana27574 @polypocketknife This is how I learnt to sing in high school when I was in fact a castrati
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@polypocketknife Modern day castrati confused as to how they should sing properly not realising that their true home is the choir where they'll just let you stand with the ladies if you look like one and if your voice is deep you'll learn to modulate it in real time around other women
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My pet wanted to opine:
“(It’s fine if your) owner gets jealous for fun but having your partner genuinely consider your support circles as a threat is bad.”
Tama ¨̮@CangQiongSect
hello if anybody wants to be my pet these are the rules and what ur room would have okay HURRY HURRY I WANT A HUMAN PET
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@dontstalkmeuwu I fear I have definitely already done this to my sub in some form
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♡ TW: spiking, drug use, cnc, etc ♡
Spiking your sub’s drink right in front of them, expecting them to get worried or nervous only to see them all giddy and smiley. Looking right into your eyes as they take the cup from your hands and drink all of it +
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