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@mhdksafa G’day from Adelaide, South Australia.

@HelenDSpencer @DecodingFoxNews I turned 63 in July. We’re practically twins. Happy birthday soon. 🥳🎊🧸

@DecodingFoxNews I'll be 63 in about 2.5 weeks! Wish me a Happy early B-Day. LOL 😁

If you’re a follower of mine tell this person how old you are. They still think my audience is really young. I’m Gen X. Can I get some Boomer shoutouts? I know there’s a ton of you who follow this account.

@ZealandEarly Try this (not sure if this meets your needs) : youtube.com/watch?v=o59PTr…

Its looking like there won't be coverage of the NZ election Saturday night on Aussie TV (from what I can see). Because it coincides with the Voice Referendum. Other NZ elections have been covered on Aus TV. Hoping that NZ based coverage can be streamed from overseas.

@TheRealHoarse Great post. In Australia & New Zealand we have ANZAC Day (Veterans Day) when many say “Never forget”. I was pleased to hear that some say “We will remember” and I always say that.

On the morning of 9/11, a casual friend of mine was on a high floor of the World Trade Center above where the first plane struck. He called another friend of ours to tell him he was trapped and it didn’t look good. He didn’t make it out. There is a 9/11 memorial near me… 1/

@nathaliejacoby1 Yes, me! 5 shots and never had Covid. Minimal side effects from shots too.

@SundaeDivine I live in Australia/ born in New Zealand & visit my elderly mother there often. I have seen the ‘masks’ come off too. It very noticeable in NZ where the ‘psyche’ is less altruistic now. Pandemic/shutdown PTSD? Trumpism emboldening global extreme thinking?

I'm not sure exactly when they took the masks completely off, but wow, we sure live in a pretty crappy bigoted world all of a sudden, don't we?

@Peter_Fitz “They’re asking questions of the opposition.” What questions? “What do think of the weather lately?” “Where’s a good restaurant in this town?” “Did you like that pass I just threw? 🤷‍♂️

Name the most tiresome tropes/cliches in sport. Everything you say, can/will/might be used by me in a column! My all time most hated commentator cliche is the gravely intoned "Not the start they were looking for," after the opposing team scores in 20 seconds. Gee, really?

@CosmicRami Seriously? You have so much dry toast. Yuk. Spread the butter all the way into the corners, then smear all the way too. Some days are minimal vegemite, others you need a proper hit! Don't judge people until you walk a mile in their shoes.

@JonEOwens @Rebelution24 Gosh, my mother and big sister think I’m worth a million dollars. Maybe it’s @APTYsys you’re meaning????

@Rebelution24 Wait for @APTY to reach .0001 because that’s all it’s worth.

Waiting for my next slappotunitity $APTY

@maskupmelb @drajm I haven’t paid for a flu shot since … I can’t remember. My health insurance and employer both offer them for free.

@drajm People might think the govt would never let this happen, but they already do. Example: Once a person hits 20yo they are on their own for Gardasil-9, a cancer preventative vaccine! At that age it is a 3-dose @ A$200/dose or A$600 in total. immunisationhandbook.health.gov.au/contents/vacci…

Politicians proclaiming ‘we have to move past covid exceptionalism’ means they wont protect you any more from an ongoing threat just because it was all getting a bit hard to ask people to wear a mask & improve ventilation & get a booster shot. No-one was being asked to go to war.

@SethAndrewsTTA Redundancy!

Creationists. If God preordained our existence as a matter of divine destiny, why the millions of other sperm?

@Amy_Siskind You could say that they pass the‘litmus test’. 😆

My magical hydrangea. All on the same bush!

@deal_em_ @APTYsys I'll sell the @Apty twitter username for the right price

@APTYsys Are you working towards @APTY $APTY being available for purchase in 🇨🇦 Canada?

Moving ahead! finance.yahoo.com/news/apt-syste…

@AbnormalWrench @BFT_Neelix @SethAndrewsTTA Bloody heck, if someone is so desperate they have to shoplift condoms, I'd be willing to buy them for them.

@BFT_Neelix @SethAndrewsTTA Yes, in areas where there is a lot of shop lifting, they lock them up.

Hmm.

@szechuan Any chance of slipping a couple of pieces into the post to Australia? :)

I made the Lockdown Lemon Bars and fam they are good. nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news…

@LukeLPearson As a kiwi, I take a fence to this

I vote we start spelling youse ‘ewes’… actually, with a ‘z’ so ppl know we’re cool. What do ewez reckon?

@TomRichardson I knew it was wrong but still had to google it. Asterisk!

This was pointed out to me this morning and it’s still there

@BraxtonBaus @APTYsys Well, I've just moved apartments, so I would like to stay put for a while, even if @APTYsys .017 wall breaks !!!

@KiwiEV This made me actually LOL (neither L stands for lame!)

@samanthamaiden I think it’s a fragile ego thing. Some guys feel emasculated when a woman betters them. I am not sure it’s curable. Especially when so many men still go to the pub and have to be the dominant male. Or go to Parliament House and behave that way

I missed this earlier in the week - actually I think I saw some tweets but never read the full article. Thus is WTF Domestic violence risk goes up 35 per cent when women out-earn male partners: ABS data smh.com.au/politics/feder…