Nomalist

One of the best explanation videos about the dynamics of the Middle East. And why sometimes they seem so confusing.

My guy has been trying to sell his moti before the bank auctions it. So, kuna client wamekuja, viewed the car and asked to do a road test. Hivo ndio wameenda kama wamaengia storage yard and it hit us they are auctioneers, I have never felt so defeated in my life.

In major hospitals hapa Kenya, kuna some experienced “smugglers” with many years under their belt and vast connections. Huwa wanaitwa specifically bill ikishinda patient who is admitted and the family is willing to “talk.” Usually, they meet relatives and well-wishers kwa restaurant just outside but near the vicinity. He first asks for the original bill, then scans it slowly while shaking his head in sadness, occasionally glancing at his “clients” as they sip tea nervously. Then he says, “Hii mkilipa yote, si mtauza shamba zote mkuwe squatters?” No one responds before the chairman leading the “congregation” says in low tones, “Tulitumwa kwako. Ona venye utatusaidia my brother, unajua hali ya uchumi.” He takes out his phone and goes straight to the calculator. Usually, from the total bill, the standard payment is one-third. But when he uses his “third eye” and “smells” weak family ties, there’s a small discount huwa mnapewa. After reaching an agreement, they huddle together with his clients, and he clarifies that the entire operation is based on trust and strictly cash-only. Once the “transfer fees” are finalized, he tells them that the moment they receive his call, waanze kuwasha engine of their Toyota Noah, ready to receive their loved one. Halafu mnapewa warning, relatives with weak hearts wasishtuke when they see the patient—who had fully recovered—being wheeled into the parking lot in a wheelchair, kama amefunikwa na a blue sheet from miguu all the way to the head. The smuggler is connected to everyone—from gate watchmen, nurses, doctors, and accountants—in short, everyone eats. The patient is also briefed: if they see someone enter the ward wearing a cap that has “sealed” everything leaving the eyes only and pushing a wheelchair, afuate venye anaambiwa, na aache maswali mingi. After going to the hospital together and instructing them to wait for him in the parking lot, he returns a few hours later as promised, wheeling in the patient, who is covered from head to toe. If the family is heading to North Rift, he even gets into the car na anakaa hapo mbele and escorts them up to Kangemi before returning by matatu. In his own words, before the relatives thank him profusely, “Hapendi kucheza na kazi yake.” As he gets out, he reminds them once more, “Mmeona venye tunacheza? Msisahau kuniletea wateja!”

Mumbai Immigration arrested a group of 26 Kenyan women arriving from JKIA onboard flight KQ 202 - for attempting to smuggle 29kgs of Gold. One was also detained for presenting a fake passport. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/mumbai/26…

@layalafterdark On arrival.

@Arab_ellyicious Wait, visa free or visa on arrival?

Its Visa free for Kenyans last time I checked.

According to Kenya Kwisha police stations are for the poors.

In a brazen land grab move, the government has shut down and degazetted the Capitol Hill Police Station, with a source intimating that the Head of Public Service asked the Inspector General of Police to surrender the land. standardmedia.co.ke/national/artic…

Hata mkieka filter ya grey it is still screaming a third world country. Where are the markings on the roads, why can I see red soil? Cabro zimebomoka... I could go on but its your job do better!

I'm not defending scammers but yt people never learn and this won't be the last one their greed will always be their end. Anyway those are reparations.

At Raping women in Kenya.

The next strike they make kitaturamba looks like they are restrategizing.

Raymond omollo ni kama akitoka in power he will see very bad things. Amefinya wengi na tena in his own backyard

Can't believe it's just one short man and his minions who are terrorizing one city.

He might be aware of something

"PhD...from Oxford"

She looks like someone who could be on some type of drugs I just can't tell which kind but I know its not the regular type.

Look Kenyans, let us stop the problem identified by Karl Max as the opium of the masses. I cannot pay for your school fees to study law, and the first thing you demand is I renovate your Church. No! That cannot be a propriety when we do not have enough schools, hospitals, industries and roads. I am unapologetically sorry. I will not do that!

@tapkili_ Just dating anything as long as its lighter than you.

@Arab_ellyicious Low self esteem kivipi

Low self esteem because what is that?