Bad Driving Kills (retd)

@Kailung2040 @Melling1979 Make Squirrels Red Again!! /s

@Melling1979 They didn't ask to be brought here, James. 🙄

Have never seen a stranger - looking Squirrel than this. (Hyde Park, London).

@RedBSierra @Col45398669 You need *some damping compliance to maintain decent tyre contact patch. 😝 don’t tell Japanese tuners.

@Col45398669 The m135i version rides better weirdly enough.

The hire car is horrible. The ride is rock hard, the seatbelts are tricky to engage and adults in the back hit their head on the side of the roof.

@AutoPap Waiting to become restomod donors…

Came across a place where 911’s come to die

@guyincognito_at @Rosso_550 @LUDENClassics Maybe he goes round right handed circuits and needs to lean. 😆

@Rosso_550 @LUDENClassics why on earth did you mount your speedometer and your rpm with that slight degree - this looks awful

I'm really not a fan of aftermarket steering wheels, and especially non airbag wheels in airbag cars. But... this may be the most perfect steering wheel I've ever used. Momo really knocked it out of the park with this one. So simple, no buttons, round, rim not too thick. It needs nothing else.

@nieuwenhui2 Yeah i was going to say. Fox batteries aren’t cheap.

@AreYouObjective Well, we had the system installed last year and I think the installers had some batteries left over, so offered them to recent customers at a discount.

Second battery installed🙂. Running 100% on solar and even exporting for two days now...which is nice.

@JCBmachines Remind everyone which councils you recently made donations to and which MPs you took out for supper and drinks?

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@WRCPAST Exception for people who can’t change gears…980’s better in every way. 😝

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@N0TINSERVICE Hah!!!! You’d be surprised how bad they can be when they aren’t switched on!

@AreYouObjective The roads would be safer!!

New UK driving test 💪 The roads should be considerably quieter 😂

@PistonHeads That bonnet line doesn’t look right…

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@Mr_Sal_ @jdpoc I have doubts.

@jdpoc @AreYouObjective Let's hope he behaves himself then!

Interesting. FAKE police report of an 'assault' by a racist #Reform #MAGA twat in #Kent thrown out. His own dashcam proved he lied. Barely escapes jail. Sentenced 17 weeks for the offence but suspended for 24 months. kentonline.co.uk/gravesend/news…

@Timoldland Anyone gonna tell him his parents did the same genetically?

Jesus, in a veritable sea of dumbfuck comments on X, this stands head and shoulders above the rest today. Complaining because <checks notes> it looks like the concept car… 🤦🏼‍♂️

@AutoPap There’s a video somewhere of some chimp who drove one around on a Trackday while eating cheese burgers before crashing into a McLaren.

Drove a road going version of a ballistic missile

Cream of the crop has forgotten how to hold a steering wheel. This is despite their yearly refresher course.

@JCBmachines Hey I saw you take someone out for dinner the other month, as if by coincidence the council has purchased 2 diggers. Weird.

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@DougMcfarlane59 Do they taste that good?…

Also went to Iceland to hunt Puffins the w**ker

@LUDENClassics The joke reminds me of the time when Ricardo did Anglesey in a Honda CRV for Mission Motorsports.

Can you do it with an XM next, that would be hilarious.

@LUDENClassics Heh. Not for the poor pit crew! How many sets do you think it’ll chew?