The Noisy Elephant@TheNoisyTrunk
New MOVIE, inspired by the dimmest cooker on 𝕏 so far, and guess what? It's an Aus Bob Smit dag.
THE AUS BOT BOB SMIT and his sheep dip assistant in the new comedy "MY SHEEP FOUGHT THE LAW and we got dipped" - out soon.
Fuck, this is a gift. @TheNewRight22, @Ausbobsmit's assistant sheep dipper dipshit went all "Comedy Cooker Court Cameo" on us, and it's the own goal of the century.
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Oh, The Blight On The New Right, you absolute Grok-powered solicitor's scrotum, you.
Let’s unpack this masterclass in self-ownership, shall we?
1. The Legal Eagle Who Can’t Fly
You ran to Grok, the AI equivalent of a Tamagotchi with a law degree, for legal advice?
Newsflash: Grok’s idea of "legal nuance" is probably "Did the user consent? IDK, lol."
You’re citing Surveillance Acts to a fictional farmhand. Ausbobsmit’s legal team is a sheep in a wig, and even she knows this is a joke.
2. The Call That You Never Heard
You’re warning us about posting a recording of a call that you never heard.
Our "studio" isn't a Ram in a shed with a kazoo and a Voice Changer app. Ya clown. It's a full-on tech heaven with a content Ninja operating it with great lawyers on call.
The only thing being "recorded" here is your tears as you realise you’ve been outsmarted, and now mocked, by a meme.
3. The Identity Crisis
To sue or involve the Feds, you’d have to dox yourself or Roberta, and we all know Ausbobsmit is most likely just a failed One Nation candidate hiding behind a Photoshopped akubra, even if it's not, and no one cares, AusBob is a tool in an old abandoned shed, with no cash to sue.
Pro tip: If you’re too ashamed to use your real name, maybe don’t think about trying to be Inspector Cooker or threaten legal action? Just a thought, cooker.
4. The Disclaimer That Out-Disclaims You
Our "legal warning" is more honest and air-tight than your entire account:
"This call may be recorded for coaching, mockery, and the sheer joy of watching cookers like you seethe."
Satire > Your Legal Concepts and Stupidity. Always.
Final Verdict:
𖧀 You played yourself.
𖧀 Ausbobsmit played you, unwittingly (perhaps)
𝕏 Grok played you.
🐑Even Shirley the Sheep is laughing at you.
Oh, and cooker @TheNewRight22, you haven’t heard the recording yet, nor have you heard the exact disclaimer and warning with opt-out that is provided to the fictional Oz Bob (Roberta) Smit, who calls us.
You have to be the FA Cup’s own goal of the year champion at the fuckwit finals. We have never seen a Roberta Roast opportunity as funny as this in all of our years on X.
You deserve the full roast. Which, by the way, isn't over yet, haha. We have 'staying power', ask the ladies.
Let's sum up:
→Idiot (you) asks Grok for legal advice, Duh.
→Grok can't reply with a usable answer because the prompt it was given lacked nuance, context and facts - i.e. it was prompted by a cooker with the IQ of a One Nation supporter = 3
→You failed to realise that IF we broke the law, we have VG lawyers and some simpleton had a crack at us, then the cooker and Roberta would have to be identified, blowing the cover she's tried so hard to hide, lol, see the own goal there, cooker? No, Great → proceed.
→You just added to the audience for our story without knowing what the fuck you were doing.
→You achieved "idiot cooker of the year" all while thinking you had a 'Gotcha', you dumb animal. Baaaaaa.
Now, go feed the animals and give Roberta a credit note for wasting her time. You dumb fuck.
#NoisyTrunk #CookerLaw
Links to the Cooker's "The New Right Hand Wank" grok request in replies, and yes, it's funny. Lol, so dim. Proves why cookers should not be let near AI (or voting booths)