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No to De Zerbi

@shaylastnight @kroggus Are you fucking insane? West brom have been far worse without Mason

@kroggus this logic is so stupid, it’s like saying we should sign oliver skipp back and start him in midfield cause he’d “care more”. Ryan Mason nearly got this west brom side relegated they only turned it around after they got rid of him keep him far away or he’ll relegate us

Just get mason in atp I dont give a shit. I want someone to care we get taken down not some guy whos here just for the paycheck

@Lilywhite_Rose @Matt_Law_DT first time hearing abt him

#thfc Tye Hall (18) - training with the Senior England squad at Wembley. Hall called in to give Tuchel enough players to put on the sessions he wants. @Matt_Law_DT

@TheTioMartin @JaxsonReid2 @AlasdairGold Kulusevski(24yrs/o) minutes in PL 24/25 vs Salah(32yrs/o) minutes in PL 24/25. just accept you are wrong

@ArireN0 @JaxsonReid2 @AlasdairGold While being run into the ground with no rest or rotation

Swedish media claim Dejan Kulusevski was limping when they saw him visit the national team in Valencia today. Obviously could be any reason for that, rather than just the knee, but got to feel sorry for the guy. Must feel like a lifetime out since that complicated injury.

@TheTioMartin @JaxsonReid2 @AlasdairGold nooo poor kulu had to play 3500 minutes in a season, nobody ever played that much 😥😥

@JaxsonReid2 @AlasdairGold Ange did

@elmafioso92 @charnold22690 @primevideosport im a spurs fan, but do you know that bayern won UCL twice while harry was at spurs?

@charnold22690 @primevideosport Do you guys know that he went final with Spurs ?

The most goals by English players in UCL history 📊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane is in a league of his own 👏

#NoToDeZerbi.

A verdade é que, hoje, Harry Kane é o que temos de mais próximo de Jesus Cristo.

@WeaselThfc @laffythfc is it

@laffythfc Worth the risk

A guy named Adolf is going to relegate a club with jewish roots You couldn't write it

@TottenhamTiers @JPercyTelegraph if they are this down bad just employ either Mason or Terzic. would be vibes atleast

#Tottenham have already made contingency plans in the event of Igor Tudor’s departure, with former Monaco manager Adi Hütter understood to be a serious contender. [@JPercyTelegraph] 🥇

A message from our captain to you…

@K4fbw @Isaacescob37800 @Arctic_pilot @InvertTheWing

@Isaacescob37800 @Arctic_pilot @InvertTheWing Someone who genuinely believes ‘Kane’ is a better player than Neymar clearly has a very sad life

Kane, Salah, De Bruyne, Ronaldo, Henry.

@Daily_Hotspur @marca Juan Musso starts for us btw

🚨 NEW from @marca: Jan Oblak is injured and will miss #thfc vs Atlético Madrid. marca.com/futbol/atletic…

@THFCeagles @kanefromthelane never knew this chant could sound this good

@kanefromthelane We used to do that chant terribly man. Celtic was way more enthusiastic.

Listen to the chant in the background

@centregoals good self report

🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney on Barcelona: “The two times I’ve watched Barcelona this season: Chelsea away and Newcastle, I think that the tempo and intensity of the Premier League is too much for them. They will probably go through in Barcelona, but they didn’t really dictate the game at all in the first leg." [@sport]

The dream scenario. Ange has already been appointed, but for morale reasons, they are waiting until the Liverpool loss to announce it. It gets announced to distract from the result. Tottenham fans around the world are in awe. The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium sells out ahead of the Champions League game. 3 goal deficit. Only one came man can do it. Audere est facere. “I’m loving Big Ange instead” echoing around the stadium. The celebrity supporters like Tom Holland, Adele, Lil Wayne, AJ Tracey all in the stands. Kick off. We witness prime Ange Ball, in a do or die manner. Djed Spence finding his best form finally being allowed to play his natural game, inverting, and Porro returning to his early 23/24 form. Minute 2, Solanke misses a tap in from a corner, and Oblak plays a long ball. Alvarez is through on goal. Or is he!? Micky Van De Ven comes back from the opposition box and puts one of the best recovery tackles the Champions League has ever seen. HE IS BACK! Everyone else is still up, and Vicario rushes out to mop up Van De Ven’s challenge, he plays it long, and is successful. Solanke flicks it onto Cristian Romero, who is still in the box. 1-0. The stadium ERUPTS! 2 goal deficit with 88 minutes to play. The camera pans to Tom Holland and Zendaya celebrating. But no celebrating from the captain, as he grabs the ball and rushes back to the halfway line. Atletico simply cannot get the ball. For the next 43 minutes, Tottenham dominate the ball. 82% possession. Until the last kick before half time. Xavi Simons receives the ball surrounded by 3 players, and he turns away from all of them, and plays through Mathys Tel who is making a wide run. Tel fires in a potent cross, to find Kolo Muani at the back post. 2-0. Half time. At half time, Ange gives one of his iconic speeches, and gives a flashback to his Europa run, how they have came back from much worse. 1st minute of the half, GOAL! Pape Matar Sarr from the edge of the box! 3-0. Atletico Madrid are shaking. But, that would not be enough. It goes to extra time. 119th minute. Micky Van De Ven gets cramp, right before a set piece. He has to come off. Do Tottenham risk conceding on the counter? Atletico have 3 bodies forward. No. Audere est facere. Ju’nai Byfield, the man who comes on. Corner taken by Pedro Porro. GOAL!!!!!!!! IT FINDS THE HEAD OF JU’NAI BYFIELD, WHO FINISHES OFF ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEBACKS IN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HISTORY! The stadium erupts. But no crazy celebration from Ange. Just a pump of the fist, and hug to Byfield at full time. He knows the job isn’t finished. He tells the team to turn attention to Forest on the weekend. Nottingham Forest comes. Into added time, 0-0. 76% possession, 3.43xG, 0 goals. Articles start coming out before the game even finishes, saying Ange Postecoglou’s going to drag Tottenham into a relegation battle. That is until the last kick of the game. Forest have 11 men in their box. The final kick of the game. Pedro Porro takes one of his long shots, as a last minute effort. The ball hits Morgan Gibbs White…. …. INTO HIS OWN NET! GOAL! TOTTENHAM HAVE GOT A CRUCIAL 3 POINTS! The camera pans to Marinakis. Then Ange, celebrating the most he has in his career. He does a pitch invasion. “I’m Loving Big Ange Instead” plays after the game.

@SpursArmyTweets Could sell a glass of water to a drowning man

I think Tudor will almost certainly get sacked if he loses today. An interim brought to secure safety, losing 3 in a row; quite unacceptable and defeats the purpose. The question is, what even happens at that point, who is brought in? Bruno Saltor? Ryan Mason?

@thespursweb @MattHughesMedia wow.

Conor Gallagher is Tottenham's highest-paid player on wages of about £200,000 a week [@MattHughesMedia]