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@InfragilisTee The exact people mad about age gap relationships......

@Wyd_eshuu Go to the gun range, hit soccer practice, go to the gym, work in the yard, grill out, play some games with the boys online, watch a show, take the dog for a walk, and work on my photography. It's super rewarding and fulfilling. It's a total recharge after a hectic week.

Boys without girlfriends, what do y’all do on Saturdays.???

@WendyM718827563 @DataRepublican @johnkonrad @ItsYourGov She broke the campaign laws she's tasked with enforcing during the actual press conference where she announced she was running......You can't make this shit up...

@Arkameedeez_ @DataRepublican @johnkonrad @ItsYourGov Benson for sure seeing she's running for governor.

I need @DataRepublican to teach me how to scrape and archive these defeatist losers so when the USS Defiant battleship launches, I can host an all you can eat crow buffet.

@TiffanyFong Oh, so you're a golden Oreo then?

I’m half Chinese and half Korean, but I only speak English. 😩

@ayojoestar A travel agent.....They used to have offices where they put together vacation packages for you. Now we just shout "agent" into the phone for hours because the ticket wouldn't go through and it says to call customer service. Technology is awesome.

Serious question. how tf did people book flights before the internet???

@Ravenismeee A divorce....I lost over 150lbs in one day!! I'm so much healthier now and I can breath and sleep so much better. My anxiety is non-existent, and I have extra money now..... Losing weight really is the secret to a happy life.

What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?

Not even kidding. This is almost exactly what happened to me in Japan. I told the chef the noodles were amazing, I bet it would be even better with chicken.....he came back a couple minutes later with the best fried chicken I've ever tasted, perfectly cut, perfectly seasoned, perfectly breaded, perfectly arranged on a small plate. He placed it in front of me as if it were the Holy Grail and watched as I ate one. When respect is shown and then returned, that's the origin story of that man's hero arc.

Me: sitting quietly in a tiny ramen shop. Chef: Extra egg? Me: Sure. Chef nods with terrifying seriousness. Friend: Congratulations. Me: For what. Friend: You've been chosen. Me: By WHO. Chef disappears into kitchen. Entire staff suddenly start moving faster. Me: Why did the atmosphere change. Friend: You complimented the broth too sincerely. Me: That's bad? Friend: Now he must prove himself. Me: This feels illegal. Chef returns carrying a bowl that looks spiritually important. Chef: Please. Me: Why does this ramen have an aura. Friend already taking photos: I've never seen him use that spoon before. Me: WHAT SPOON?! Old customer in corner whispers: "The dragon ladle..." Me: absolutely not. Chef watches silently while I take first bite. long pause Me: ...oh my God. Chef closes eyes slowly like a warrior hearing good news from battle. Random businessman starts clapping once. Then the whole restaurant joins in. Me: PLEASE STOP. Friend wiping tears: He accepted you. Me: IT'S NOODLES.

@ThrillaRilla369 Y'all need to fire Karen. She takes shit WAAAY too personally.

Apparently, “Morning, bitches” is not considered a “team-oriented greeting” at work.

@Notwokenow It took years to realize that she was never mine, it was just my turn. I want someone now who gives themself to me the same way I give myself to them. Maybe one day I can have that.

If the person you love most, who you have sacrificed everything for, utterly betrays and abandons you, what do you do? How do you go on?

@DataRepublican @johnkonrad @ItsYourGov Haley Stevens, Jocelyn Benson, Dana Nessel, Gretchen Whitmer...... Let's take Michigan back from the death cult. THESE WOMEN ARE DANGEROUS!!

@johnkonrad Oh, I leveled up today building a new tool inspired by @ItsYourGov to uncover hidden/deleted social media accounts. Bring on the names.

@ATree_Official *gives trees CO²*

*gives oxygen*

@Lush_Beauty1 Is that why women always have the next dude lined up hours after the break up and guys spend months reflecting and working out?! 🤔 I think you accidentally told the truth here....

After a breakup, the loyal ones take time to heal, reflect, and process the pain. The narcissist usually rushes to find someone new to fill the void and feed their ego.

@Headshok1962 The women asking where all the good men went.....😳

WTH?

@aruvinchan The more you want a 6', 6-pack, 6", 6 figure man, the more your friends and family think that you're ran through. Read that again.

The more you want a trophy girlfriend/wife, the more you think your friends and family think that you're a loser. Read that again.

@Thereal_c3fzk Now go live your life as a man and have nobody touch you intimately for the first 30-40 years of existence. While being called weak, broke, ugly, incel, etc. That's the typical male experience. You don't know hurt..... You literally live life on the easiest setting imaginable.

Being single is 1 thing. Not having nobody to fck….. That shit hurts 😭😭😂

Not nearly as strong because different things trigger that release in men. Respect, loyalty, and enthusiasm from a woman trigger the release for men as well. That's why the attention you give them gets such a good response. Men are essentially like dogs. Treat us well and everyone else doesn't exist. Abuse us and we turn nasty towards you.

@Arkameedeez_ @guideforlovers It applies to men too

An ugly woman will lose her virginity sooner than an average looking guy Which is why a woman’s body count matters more than a man’s

@RepBoebert Well, you DID get recorder vaping in a theatre and being groped by your date..... Personal responsibility and self respect is something we expect in an elected representative.....just saying.

The FBI investigated me just a few days after taking office because I toured the Capital with my family. We can never forget how the Biden FBI was weaponized against the American people and your representatives.

@KaeleyT So again, men have to do all the work and take all the blame..... Life is a mirror, not a window. She has responsibilities in the marriage as well.

Dear men, As a general rule, if you make sex enjoyable for your wife, she will want more of it. There are exceptions to the rule, (trauma histories, medical issues, intimacy breakdowns, etc), but broadly speaking, this is a good place to start. If she knows you’re approaching sex as something to which you are entitled as opposed to an opportunity to bless, it’s probably not going to inspire feelings of romance.

@SenJohnKennedy Awesome! Now do the SAVE Act.....

If senators are going to vote to shut down the government and prevent millions of federal workers from getting paid, they ought to have the same skin in the game. My resolution passed the Senate today to ensure they do. That's common sense. kennedy.senate.gov/public/press-r…

@imPenny2x Instant accountability, and it scares them.

Why do people get mad if you tell them God is real?