Arlis R Tyner ⚾ 🌭 🥧

@ingelramdecoucy "Well, I'm living here in Allentown, and it's hard to keep a good man down. But I won't be getting up today." youtu.be/BHnJp0oyOxs?si…

Sir this is a slum

@Last_Individual Because search results are deliberately skewed, and your phone is just a surveillance device anyway.

People that have access to all the recorded knowledge of human existence in their pocket yet refuse to use it to find the answers to all their banal, unironic questions: why?

@Rothmus ? I'm a boomer, and 'vibe' was a thing when I was a kid. Somebody thinks Millennials invented that?

She’s not vibing.

@LizardKangz_95 'Whore's bath' is all I ever heard it called in my adult life. As a kid, my folks called it "Face and neck and ears and arms and hands". That totally left out the 'nether regions', though. As we grew, we were left to figure that out on our own, sort of by osmosis I guess.

@DeebsFLA I hear great things about refurb'ing parts and putting a new motor in a 40 year old Maytag that finally gave up the ghost, and having a basically new washer that will run another 40 years for around $250 -$300. doesn't look all space-agey, and you have to find a guy, but...

Life is about choices. We make good ones, sometimes bad ones, but every choice’s outcome allows us to hopefully learn from the experience, and grow. I say this, because I made the choice a few years ago, to purchase a Samsung washer, and that choice’s outcome, has positioned me to consider firebombing their manufacturing facility. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

@AnCapOHOLIX @MinistryofTru16 Hey. Don't forget the corkscrew. All kinds of potential devastation there.

@MinistryofTru16 If they take the blade, then we'll take spoons. It hurts more, but it fulfils its purpose.🤗🤗🤗

Swiss here. You will regret this.

@AlohaDawg @MinistryofTru16 Swiss Army Multi-Tool

@MattStirner @MinistryofTru16 Well, to be honest some of them have quite a lot of heft as a throwing tool. I mean, not to stick anybody, but just to give them a good thump on the head - which can knock a motherfucker right over if he's running away from you with any speed and your aim is worth a shit.

@MinistryofTru16 Wait... what's the point of a blade-less "knife"?

@MinistryofTru16 So now it's a Swiss Army Multi-tool, I guess. Except even most of those have a blade. Also, I have to wonder, is the Swiss Army knife really the weapon of choice for your typical violent felon? Pluckin through all them selections to find the stabby one? I just don't see it.

@noyoucantduthat This is a few years old, but still pretty eye-opening.

The “compromise” is them giving up nothing and gun owners giving in to their every demand.

@Hyacinth9876 Yes, but I'm confused as to whether this makes me right- or left-brained.

@JessicaGoeken Most likely you unknowingly pissed off a Gypsy at some point in your life.

How do I choose the slowest checkout line EVERY SINGLE TIME????

@Rothmus Hoist with his own petard. Arrrrrgh!

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@jessiegirl @blckflgco You imagine they're ever going to take smartphones away from us? Why in God's name would they?! The smartphone is the single most powerful and ubiquitous surveillance device in their arsenal. If you knew the depth and breadth of 24/7 info they collect on us. No RFID comes close.

@ArlisRTyner @blckflgco Currently today yes 😉

The USDA recently implemented a rule that all breedable cattle in the US need to be fitted with an RFID tag (used to track sales, movement, and location.) Needless to say, this is none of their damn business. The fight for food is gonna get real. Prepare accordingly.

@RachelGlickler "Great story, but - and don't take this badly - even the most famous writers you've heard of have editors for a reason."

If you read a friend's book after they published it (and wrote sequels) and found it severely in need of editing, would you tell them?

@1WitchyChick Happy for you it's your first, otherwise you would be filled with bitter disappointment over how sub-par it is to the way they used to make 'em.

Having my first ever Klondike Bar. I won't be taking any questions at this time.

@PissedOffMandaP If one ever gets attached to you or the dog, this removes them head first so you don't squeeze the pathogens into your skin like tweezers will. tickkey.com

I fuckin hate ticks. So much. I have no idea where it came from but it was crawling up my elbow. I pinched it in my fingers & dropped it in alcohol.

@jessiegirl @blckflgco but we do, though.

@ArlisRTyner @blckflgco And what if we didn't have the phone devices?

@jessiegirl @blckflgco I would find RFID trackers on humans equally abhorrent, if I thought there were the slightest chance any such thing could ever happen. What would be the point?

@ArlisRTyner @blckflgco Interesting response to the rfid tag. Usually one that would find the phone tracking abhorrent....would also find the rfid trackers on humans equally abhorrent