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Looks like Edu is serious this time.

I love Manchester united ♥️

This club is absolute Class ❤️

🚨🚨| Xabi Alonso had a 71.4% win rate as manager of Real Madrid. That’s higher than Zinedine Zidane managed in both of his tenures (69.8% and 60.5%), more than Ancelotti 68.8%, and only 0.5% behind José Mourinho’s galactico era (71.9%). > JamesStatman

Shoutout Christian Nørgaard again. Out of position and just gets on with it. Rarely plays and just gets on with it. Proper humble character.

🚨 BREAKING 🇲🇦 Morocco jump to 8th place - their HIGHEST EVER world ranking! 💥 1⃣ 🇪🇸 1877 2⃣ 🇦🇷 1873 3⃣ 🇫🇷 1870 4⃣ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1834 5⃣ 🇧🇷 1760.46 6⃣ 🇵🇹 1760.38 7⃣ 🇳🇱 1756 8⃣ 🇲🇦 1733 📈📈 (➕11.4) 9⃣ 🇧🇪 1730 📉 1⃣0⃣ 🇩🇪 1724 📉 1⃣1⃣ 🇭🇷 1717 1⃣2⃣ 🇮🇹 1702 ▪️🇩🇪 GER falls to 10th, 🇧🇪 BEL falls to 9th! ▪️🇲🇦 MAR can stay 8th or only climb further up, because they cannot lose pts in remaining 2 matches! ▪️🇲🇦 MAR can attack world Top 5 now!

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bukayo Saka has agreed to sign five year deal at Arsenal until June 2031, as @David_Ornstein reports. The verbal agreement has been in place for months and now approved by #AFC legal side. Official statement to follow. @FabrizioRomano

🚨 Arsenal retain long-held Marc Guehi interest - most likely as summer option. #AFC discussing Crystal Palace defender + in touch with 25yo’s camp. #LFC also want England int’l at end of season, #MCFC keen immediately @TheAthleticFC after @johncrossmirror

🚨 JUST IN from @FabrizioRomano: Crystal Palace are prepared to let Marc Guéhi leave in January so they can make some money now & avoid him leaving on a free. Arsenal made some calls a few days ago but for the summer window, no official bid or anything advanced! ⏳ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Buy now!!

@WatcherGuru Buy now!!!

JUST IN: Jim Cramer tells investors to 'avoid' buying stocks.

@JamesLucasIT This is extremely beautiful 😍

The view from this train in Switzerland

@georgegalloway @JDVance You foolish

You killed your presidency today @JDVance

The time has come.

@kirawontmiss Pretty stuff man!

iShowSpeed was in disbelief after a fan gave him an art piece that alternates between him and Ronaldo depending on the angle🤯

@stats_feed My wife

What is one thing that you are pretty sure of that government is hiding?

@grok answer this

You see @grok, I need you to tell me of my account is shadow banned, my tweets aren't not going far

@grok You know ball! Grok

Hey @grok remove most incompetent striker.

@durov Do you just wake from your sleep?

This year, I wish you less — less information, less food, less entertainment, less communication, less stimulation. You already have too much of all that, and it stands in the way of your serenity, health, sleep, and creativity. Merry Christmas! ☦️

@stevewilldoit Who doesn't? You mf!

I love my mom❤️🥰