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La boule du pastis (que ta grand mère avait installé pour s'assurer que papy se torchait pas dès 11h30 un mardi devant Jean Luch Reichmann) entre désormais dans la catégorie foodporn. Quelle époque formidable.

On a vécu Mo Salah à Anfield

Pep Guardiola pulling up to Jürgen Klopp's villa in Majorca

La BBC qui répond au show de mi-temps de la Coupe du Monde par 15 minutes de Gary Lineker qui débat d’un potentiel hors-jeu de 8 cm. On ne change pas 150 ans de culture football.

Minority Report

I think this is a very strong statement from Wirtz. I respect that a lot.

Qui ?

Du coup la FIFA va aussi empêcher les joueurs du PSG et d'Arsenal de participer à la final de la LDC ? 🤔

Thauvin 1 CDM Messi 1 CDM Qui est le meilleur ailier droit ?

I’ve genuinely never seen, in my years as a journalist covering this sport, a club finally win the Premier League after years of emotional collapses, only to do so from the sofa, with the wider football world reacting like someone had just announced a new Carabao Cup sponsor, a brief nod, a polite clap, and everyone moved on. I still remember when England’s most glorious and mythical institution, Liverpool FC, won the league last season, playing great football and creating a sense across the football world that something monumental had happened, while with Arsenal, the title feels less like a historic coronation and more like a small club being allowed to hold the big trophy for a weekend, maybe because depressing football, set pieces and emotional insecurity will never quite feel like genuine greatness, which, from a purely journalistic perspective, is quite telling.

Dans les bureaux de @FA_PGMOL

Worst PL champions of all time. Not even 70 goals scored. VAR on their side all season. One of the lowest points tallies ever. 22 years and billions spent in that time. Football lost tonight.

Mohamed Salah is lambasted for not speaking enough, then when he does, is slammed for not doing it at the time and in the manner his critics demand. He is not a performing monkey. He has given absolutely everything he could to the game - and for just shy of a decade, to Liverpool. Why is his love for the club always questioned? Why can’t he speak as a fan of Liverpool, which he is? Salah FC or Misperception FC? substack.com/home/post/p-19…

Dear @play_eFootball according to your in game analysis if only 28% of players use Smart Assist in Division 1 and 72% don't 47% of players use Smart Assist in Division 2 and 53% don't 53% of players use Smart Assist in Division 3 and 47% don't Going by this analysis of yours, with the upcoming filter, turning off Smart Assist should mean I'll get to face more Non SA Users and I should get matched with players quicker because a WHOOPING 72% of Division 1 players don't use it right, Right!!!!!!. But according to your statement if I use "same settings as mine" It will "take time to match with an opponent", the numbers aren't quite adding up and it is giving me a hard time can you please make it make sense. The Math is not Mathing. Thank you.

@play_eFootball Why don’t you just create a smart assist league and let the good league on its own with no smart assist (and so no filter needed)

Regarding a test for Matchmaking Sorted by Smart Assist A test implementation of a function that sorts match opponents for Division 1–3 in eFootball™ League based on whether or not they are using Smart Assist is scheduled to be introduced in an update planned for late May to early June. In this function, the following options will be available: ・ Select “Same setting as mine” to match only with an opponent who has the same Smart Assist setting. ・ Select “Matchmake freely” to match with any opponent. Please note that the following issues may occur when selecting “Same setting as mine”. ・ It takes time to match with an opponent ・ A match may be made with an opponent with an unstable online connection For purposes including the verification of such results, we are providing this function in a test capacity. While taking into account feedback received from users and data concerned with online connection quality, we will consider how this function will be implemented in the future. Additionally, we ask for your cooperation during the in-game survey that will be conducted at a later date. #eFootball

This is disgusting. Not long ago Arsenal lost an amazing player’s ankle to a tackle like this. It shouldn’t take bone to be sticking out of the leg for a red card to be shown.

🚨🎙️ Roy Keane on Kai Havertz tackle on Burnley’s Lesley Ugochukwu “It’s the inconsistency that drives me mad. Week in, week out we see these challenges and nobody knows what a red card is anymore. Studs up, over the ball, from behind — that’s a leg-breaker. In my day that’s a straight red and you’re lucky if you don’t get a ban on top of it. But VAR has another look and says ‘nah, only a yellow’. What are they watching? The referee bottles it, VAR bottles it, and once again it’s Arsenal who get the benefit of the doubt. Shocking. The standard of officiating in this league is gone. Absolutely gone.”

Whenever I watch this guy play it always just looks like he’s trying to hurt someone…jumping into people for no reason

C’est quoi, son mérite ? D’avoir assassiné des enfants quand il était membre de Tsahal, ou de nous percer les tympans avec des chansons de merde ? Ce pays de sioniste pro génocide me dégoûte.

Ils ont fait la queue pdt 24h pour un jouet happy meal la ?