
Aryan Kumar Prasad
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Aryan Kumar Prasad
@Aryan_AKP
Indian | Integrated-PhD Student @niser_official | BSc Maths from DU 2023


convinced the office admin to get fruits instead of vada pav/samosa as evening snacks 💪


A middle-class family in #Vasai has been hit with a shocking ₹10,100 #ElectricityBill for just one month after a #SmartMeter was installed. The last two months have seen an unprecedented surge in power bills. The Smart Meter was installed without consumer's consent @MSEDCL


FOX interrupts their coverage on the death of Lindsey Graham to announce the US is carrying out a new round of strikes on Iran.

Saw a guy struggling to start his car going into HEB. Still there 40 minutes later on the way out. Nobody'd give him a jump. Gave him a jump. What the fuck has happened to Texas that a dead battery doesn't materialize 40 Bubbas with jumper cables who live for this situation? -OS

Ten years ago you could make jokes about Jane Eyre and Dracula on twitter and most people would get them; nowadays I have to explain references to Alice in Wonderland and The Hobbit as if we’re living in a very on-the-nose film adaptation of Fahrenheit 451.



A boys canon event is having a girl friend who every time you look at her your world brightens, where seeing her in class is the best part of your day. Where the sound of her voice and laugh echo throughout your brain. This friend, who you see as so perfect and beautiful, then signals for years that she may feel the same about you too. Sometimes it’s the way she hugs you, the way she may rest her head on your neck, or the way she’ll look at your eyes. This will go on for years, and then one day you’ll finally give into the agony and simply tell her how you feel and she’ll fucking hate you for the rest of your life.












