Ashley F E Monck

675 posts

Ashley F E Monck

Ashley F E Monck

@AshleyM169

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Great Amwell Katılım Ağustos 2015
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Boyfriend shared a fantasy that I would tell him I was commando at a restaurant. When we next dined out, he vented so much anxiety about other topics that I had no chance to tell him I was commando nor would he have been receptive. Relationship withered on the vine.
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Revd. BlueCat
Revd. BlueCat@BlueCat67515313·
@fesshole No wonder it didn't work if you were crawling around with a knife in your teeth and camo paint on your face. I'm assuming that's what 'commando' means.
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🦋𝖦𝖾𝗈𝗋𝗀𝗂𝖺𝖱𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋🏳️‍🌈WokeAF
Dude @MarkRuffalo you so spot on! Trump is… Pathological liar Bigoted racist Corrupt conman Sadistically cruel Divisive rhetoric Unethical behavior Lacks empathy No moral compass Lacks character No responsibility Refuses responsibility Denies accountability Denies accountability Thinks he’s entitled Void of remorse Master manipulator Distorts reality A PEDOPHILE
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Ivanka Trump News 🦅🇺🇸
Ivanka Trump News 🦅🇺🇸@Ivankatrumpne·
Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?
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JustMyOpinion
JustMyOpinion@JustMyOpinionEU·
@DeSaad37 @ThePosieParker I’m not being rude about someone’s protected characteristics, but about their actions. The OP is a hate fuelled bigot who has made it their life’s mission to persecute a tiny percentage of the population. She is evil.
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Kellie-Jay Keen
Kellie-Jay Keen@ThePosieParker·
My son just got a written warning from college for a private conversation discussing trans shit with friends. I reckon I’m about to go scorched earth on these twats.
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Ashley F E Monck
Ashley F E Monck@AshleyM169·
@fesshole Nothing wrong with that. Less likely to go down your front by doing that!
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I once got dumped by a girl because when I eat I apparently bring my mouth to the fork and not the fork to my mouth. I think about this every time I eat. Will it ever end?
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Simon_Scissorhands
Simon_Scissorhands@crypto_dragonz·
🚨🚨BREAKING: Muslims are taking to social media, calling for a BAN on dogs in the UK. Apparently, having a dog is considered disrespectful to Islam. What’s your message to the dog haters?
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Ashley F E Monck
Ashley F E Monck@AshleyM169·
@8amBanza @fesshole Sort of. It’s more of a place you take any crap you’ve got and dump it into large containers that either get taken to a recycling centre, garden waste or a landfill. They also have a reuse section where you can dump stuff you don’t want but other people might want
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Moderate Dad
Moderate Dad@8amBanza·
@fesshole So in the UK ‘The Tip’ means the trash dump/landfill So weird
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Wife has just turned down a cuddle in bed as she has to go to the tip. I think my marriage is over.
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Josh Baldwin
Josh Baldwin@Josh__B_xx·
I actually think this is a pretty miserable thing to do. It isn’t that close up to the London Eye that it’s disadvantaging those who are paying… Just let people find some pockets of joy!
Metropolitan Police@metpoliceuk

Primrose Hill will be closed on New Year’s Eve this year ⛔There will be fencing, security and a police presence to prevent access. If you had planned to head there to get a view of the central London fireworks, please make alternative arrangements.

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PeterSweden
PeterSweden@PeterSweden7·
BREAKING: There are now reports that the French firefighters have joined the farmers protest in support. Taxi drivers have also joined in support of the farmers.
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American AF 🇺🇸
American AF 🇺🇸@iAnonPatriot·
Liberal woman says that men should be paying their wives a salary to be a stay at home mom.. Thoughts..??
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I leave a £2 coin under my seat when I have my car valated. If the £2 is on the seat when I return I tip, if it's not, there is no tip. So far five out of six times the £2 has not been returned.
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NewsForce
NewsForce@Newsforce·
It could have just gone with "mentally ill" and saved a lot of time.
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Chris Rose
Chris Rose@ArchRose90·
I’m still not over this. We paid for their accommodation, healthcare, food, taxis and clothing. Why were they on the BBC telling us what to think? They should be thanking us for our generosity, even though we never agreed or voted for it. #bbcqt
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