Ashlyn Jorgenson

I hate dating so much like truly if anyone in my life texted me “hey you’re my girlfriend now” i’d probably just go along with it so I wouldn’t have to date anymore

You think you can hurt me? Im an overthinker, I hurt myself

I'm having a party A party for ONE Invitin' nobody Nobody! 🙅🏼‍♀️🏡

@sandysdonuts @heather_knutson @taylor_becker2

Comment with your favorite Valentine's Day Date for a chance to win a dozen Heart Shaped Donuts on Friday. We will draw a name from the comments on Thursday. Family friendly please😘

my fiancé is still sliding into my dms... my messages... my emails...... my linkedin?!!

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Y’all dudes get nervous around pretty girls? LMAO her ex cheated on her multiple times so now she thinks she’s a 4/10 just shoot your shot already

I need to learn how to stop getting my hopes up the second someone shows any sign of interest in me because I’m just setting myself up for heartbreak

The @StLouisBlues had a ruff practice today 🐶

How to get a boyfriend as told by a kindergartner: “well you just get a best friend that’s a boy then you love him so much he turns into your boyfriend! It’s really easy Ms. Lockwood”

Small boobs, a soft wine tummy, and “fine hair, but a lot of it” needs to be the lewk of 2019. We made bushy brows and roots happen, we got this.

It’s those girls that dont want anything but your time and a cheeseburger that deserve the world

a girlfriend is a potential wife. relationships are investments, not hobbies.

Professor: most of you won't pass this course Me: cool so you're like, Real shitty at your job

I’m 21 and I wanna be married around 28 which means I need 1 year of engagement, 2 years of serious dating, 1 year of casual dating, 2 years of talking, and 1 year of looking at her from a distance so long story short I’m running out of time