Tay

how do i tell my mom that the boxers she wears as pajama shorts were left on my steering wheel by a teenage boy when i was 16

told my psychiatrist my antidepressants were making me unfunny and he said, “there are more important things” and i kind of disagree :/

Introducing your wife to your high school friends:

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

I wrestle with mania every day

me leaving work at 5pm without saying bye to anyone

incredible thrift store find today

i was sooo locked in today. didn’t get anything done. but i was like super aware of it

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

Did u know if u drink enough alcohol u can call him 413 times

I googled how late is Arby’s open and the suicide hotline number popped up

So you’re telling me that you don’t actually take your pants off at bottomless mimosas?

i need a shock collar that zaps me every time i say sorry for no reason

people saying he’s on drugs i act like this in the office at 10am

God forbid women have hobbies

I just checked Web MD and I have everything

lord pls take away all my suffering and give it to my bestfriend’s ex