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Chris

@AskChrisW

Software developer focused on reporting, analytics and management apps. Founder @cloudscopeio, @certificately. Owner of @kulavineyards.

San Luis Obispo, CA Katılım Ocak 2009
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Chris
Chris@AskChrisW·
@atrupar Restaurant owner here. Just last night I had to kick out all of our guests for not showing ID. We ended up being empty. Don't people know you have to show IDs to go to restaurants?
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."
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Lex Christopherson@official_taches·
I’ve officially cancelled both Claude Max plans and have 2 x Codex Max plans. Codex - particular GPT5.5 is the best coding model.
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@TonySeruga Police should carry .45 ACP. It was built for a reason. This reason.
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Tony Seruga
Tony Seruga@TonySeruga·
Mocking armchair critics who have probably never touched a gun, let alone faced a crazed demon, asking “Why not tase him / shoot him in the leg / talk to him?” or some similar nonsense. FACT: He was tased and shot multiple times.
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@PressSec Please try to fill up in Realityville next time.
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Russian Princess@trustfundwife·
For my unemployed hobby this summer I’m going to get into Scientology
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@fkwoke317 @DWPippy Yeah, that phrase you used "nail and tooth" is close, but we don't really speak that way in America. Keep trying.
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B@jedimaga317·
@DWPippy Democrats are fighting it nail and tooth because they want free healthcare for illegals.
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David W Pippy@DWPippy·
What ever happened to the Republican health care plan?
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@jesse_vermeulen Claude has been running now for almost 3 hours straight. Very little need for interactions/approvals. I had lunch. I worked on my other projects. I can get other stuff done.
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Jesse@jesse_vermeulen·
honest question: what do people do during the 5-10 min while Claude is running?
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Steve Peterson@realeststephenp·
@DisrespectedThe Honestly that might have been someone that put their car in reverse error after being in neutral or park due to traffic.
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Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social
𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝟬𝟮:𝟯𝟬 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟰.𝟭𝟭.𝟮𝟲
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@JakeGagain I'll keep that in mind! Who knew? Just 2 mill??
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JAKE@JakeGagain·
Here is a secret for you. After you make your first $2-3 million, pay off your home & have a nice car to drive, there is no difference in the quality of life between you & Elon Musk. Both of you have a limited amount of time on Earth. You have twice if not more than Elon, so you're technically richer than him. A pizza is a pizza whether a billionaire eats it or you do. Money is nothing but digital numbers on a screen. Real life is outdoors. Spending quality time with your family & friends. Become financially independent; that's usually 2-3mil. Have good food. Enjoy friendships. Workout. Relax. That's all there is to life. Greed has no end. Repeat after me: Time is the currency of life. Money is not. The sooner you figure this out, the happier you will be.
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@tommysantos14 You have to add that some people, I don't know who, maybe Iranian Americans, came up to him with tears in their eyes. It's not a Trump fake message without the tears shtick.
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Tom Santos
Tom Santos@tommysantos14·
When Trump pussies out tonight, his message will go something like this: "I am pleased to announce that Iran has agreed to save the lives of its great and wonderful people and make a deal! Therefore, I am postponing the Total and Complete Devastation of their bridges and nuclear powerplants for one week. There is still a chance for Iran to become a respected country, the likes of which the world has never seen, if they do the right thing. We have already won this war, Totally and Completely. Do the right thing! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" What do you think? Did I miss anything? 😏
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@WillAttract Diesel comes in yellow gas cans, not red. Just saying.
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Will@WillAttract·
This summer the gold diggers gonna be like...
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@shaibatimmorris @kildzr How's Spain these days? Don't you have enough to worry about with your own government?
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ULTRAMAGA Pronounbuster!
ULTRAMAGA Pronounbuster!@shaibatimmorris·
@kildzr Brilliant oratory and inspirational vision as usual from Our President! In Trump We Trust!
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@JakeCan72 This will never be built. You can trust me on this.
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Jake@JakeCan72·
Donald Trump’s presidential library will be a 47-story skyscraper on Biscayne Bay — 47 floors for the 47th president. The lobby will house a full-sized Air Force One, fighter jets, helicopters, and a tank. A golden escalator leads to replicas of the Oval Office and the Rose Garden. A gold statue of Trump, fist raised — a permanent tribute to Butler, Pennsylvania. Florida’s Cabinet voted unanimously to donate 2.63 acres of prime Miami waterfront to make it happen. The foundation is raising $1 billion. Private. No taxpayer funding. No president has ever built anything like it — because no president has ever done anything like it.
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Mike Futia
Mike Futia@mikefutia·
I just built a Claude skill that audits your entire Google Ads account in under 5 minutes 🤯 One prompt → a full account score, wasted spend breakdown, and a prioritized fix list telling you exactly what to change this week. All inside Claude Cowork. Perfect for DTC brands and agencies who are running Google Ads but have no idea how much budget is leaking. If you're managing Google Ads and your "optimization" process is logging in, staring at the dashboard, sorting by cost, and hoping you spot the problem before it costs you another $500... This audit skill finds it for you: → Connects to your live Google Ads data via MCP → Scores your account across 6 dimensions: wasted spend, search term quality, keyword health, quality scores, budget allocation, and creative performance → Calculates your exact wasted spend in dollars — search terms burning budget with zero conversions → Flags quality score issues dragging up your CPCs → Identifies keyword cannibalization across campaigns → Surfaces your top 5 highest-priority fixes ranked by budget impact → Generates a clean audit report you can hand to a client or share with your team No CSV exports. No pivot tables. No guessing where the money went. What you get: → A single Claude skill file you install once → An account health score (0-100) every time you run it → Exact dollar amount of wasted spend identified → Prioritized action list — not "optimize your account," but "pause these 12 search terms and save $847/month" → Works with any Google Ads account connected I'm giving away the full audit skill — the actual .md file you drop into Claude and run against your own account. Want it? Like this post Comment "SKILL" And I'll send it over (must be following so I can DM)
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@DHBWinner Wow, it’s been too long since I’ve seen your work. Glad to see you’re still putting out greatness.
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MomiMomi
MomiMomi@DHBWinner·
Yomihito様、ココナラリクエストありがとうございました
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MomiMomi@DHBWinner·
ほら、もう一杯🍶🌸 #らでん似絵
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Mike Futia
Mike Futia@mikefutia·
I just built a Claude Code SEO agent that replaces your $200/mo. Ahrefs subscription 🤯 One prompt → keyword gaps found, competitors analyzed, content written in your brand voice, rankings tracked weekly. All inside Claude Code. Perfect for DTC brands and agencies who know SEO matters but never have the bandwidth to actually do it consistently. This agent runs the entire loop for you: → Connects to Google Search Console and pulls your real ranking data → Finds your "gap zone" — keywords sitting at positions 5–20 → Scrapes who's outranking you and breaks down exactly why they're winning → Interviews you once about your brand, customers, and positioning → Writes content in your voice — not generic AI slop that tanks after 90 days → Tracks rankings weekly and feeds results back into the next cycle No expensive tools you barely open. No freelancers writing content that sounds like everyone else. No manually checking rankings and forgetting to act on it. What you get: - Keyword cards with a specific action for each gap zone opportunity - A competitive breakdown showing who's beating you and the exact fix - A weekly content plan generated from your real GSC data - A brand voice profile Claude uses for every article it writes Built 100% in Claude Code with Google Search Console. I put together a full playbook with the skill files, brand interview, and the exact weekly workflow. Want it for free? > Like this post > Comment "SEO" And I'll send it over (must be following so I can DM)
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Chris@AskChrisW·
@JoshuaBaer I like how Claude is like building a timeline “in 4 to 6 sprints for your team”. And I’m like, there is no team. Write it. And it’s done in 20 minutes
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Joshua Baer ⚙️
Joshua Baer ⚙️@JoshuaBaer·
Claude: That's a ~40-50 day project. Let me create an implementation plan first so we can execute it in phases. ... 20 minutes later...
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David Roberts
David Roberts@recap_david·
I built an AI system that creates luxury real estate listing videos for $12 of credits (just from a Zillow link). The average agent pays $200–$800 per property for professional video production. Sell this output to realtors and agents and make $$$. Here's how it works: → Drop listing photos into Calico AI Listing Generator and paste the property URL → The AI researches comps, neighborhood, and the most marketable features → It writes a voiceover script optimized for your target video length → Select an AI voice actor — multiple voices and dialects available → Custom background music generated from a single text prompt → Every photo transforms into a cinematic 4-second video clip → Auto-captioned, combined, and ready to publish. No editing required. The result: every listing gets a professional video tour, not just the $800K+ properties that justify a videographer. 35% more buyer inquiries on listings using these videos. Today, the agents using this have an unfair advantage. Tomorrow, every agent will have it and it'll be table stakes. These windows of opportunity always only last so long... Comment "LISTING" and I'll send you a full video tutorial breaking down how to do this and the tools I'm using (must be following so I can DM you).
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Chris
Chris@AskChrisW·
@LDSLaw And that is wrong exactly why? Have you seen how Trump celebrates the death of his enemies? I'll just be following the example already out there laid down by DJT.
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LDSLawyer
LDSLawyer@LDSLaw·
Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.
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