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@Amer1can_Barbie Oh boy

Remember when we used to laugh at those commercials of the old people who fell and couldn’t get up? Yeah - it’s not so funny anymore… I was truly just STANDING there waiting for the grain buckets to fill with water and my ankle randomly decided to give out - like completely. I fell - making an entire scene as I did so - and had to crawl my old broken ass back up to the house. So if you need me I’ll be icing my ankle and shit posting. 👵🏻 🤕 😭

Gov. Mikie Sherrill has announced a bold new initiative to modernize the NJ Transit mobile app. Finally, commuters can track their disappointment in real time!

@MikeCrispi Hey @grok who ran against Ras Baraka in the Newark mayoral race and how many votes did they get.

Ras Baraka got re-elected tonight as Mayor of Newark. Think about how absurd this is. You can't even use the public bathrooms in the train station there because the mentally ill homeless set up an encampment in there where they shoot up drugs and subsequently convulse on the tile floor. Does Ras do anything about this? Nope. He spends his time attempting to jail-break rapist, murderous criminal illegal aliens being held in the ICE Newark Detention facility. FAILED SOCIETY.

Thanks to the great @danecook for coming on the show. Every comic using social media to propose owes Dane a debt of gratitude. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 70 up now

Yea. Dont be like Dick.

@LandauDave Wow, that was great

Well fucking done

Last night's episode with @AnthonyCumia on @77WABCradio youtu.be/nE-Kc36ELC0?si…

Live from New York! @77WABCradio Anthony and Jimmy! Now.

Spencer Pratt is going to demolish the two commie hacks, because he’s unabashedly showing the horror show Los Angeles turned into under their reign. This ad shows what we all dream of. He might even win with enough of a margin to beat the Democrat cheat.

@epaleezeldin @OANN Thank you! Can we get them removed from all the cars?

With great enthusiasm, the Trump EPA ELIMINATED the Obama-era incentive for manufacturers to install the almost universally despised start/stop feature in vehicles. No more climate participation trophies for making vehicles die at every red light and stop sign!

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Saturday 10pm I’ll be on Fox Saturday Night with Jimmy Failla. Tune in! Or record it! Or pretend I’m dancing for you in your living room! UFO’s are watching!

There is never a world where this is acceptable to wish death on someone else Mark Hammill or anyone for that matter, those on the left, you need to stop 🛑 & saying 8647, you know exactly what it means when you are saying it

May 22-23 come out Fort Worth!

@AnthonyCumia It was a riot not s rally, just crazy

Opened fire on people who were trying to kill him. A court found he was justified.

@amuse She needs to go

TREASON? Pramila Jayapal went to Cuba, met with the Cuban dictator and Soros-backed NGOs, came home, & started coordinating with foreign ambassadors to help Cuba evade US sanctions. That is 18 USC § 371 conspiracy against the United States. She called US sanctions "illegal." A sitting US congresswoman is the one breaking the law & she announced it publicly.

Joe Rogan says groups like Kids Wish Network raised MILLIONS in the name of dying children — then kept nearly all of it while the kids got almost NOTHING. “They raised $127 million — and only 2.5% went to the kids.” “Charities are just legal scams."

@adamcarolla lol! Go for that midnight swim

They should have immediately transported them to the East River