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@mandymatsinhe Worked at Woka Cola and kid Carlos broke his foot so he was out for 5 months and didn't get any "free" soda from the warehouse as he was cheap asf. He lost 30 pounds looked like different person said he just stopped drinking soda 🥤... leave it for the uneducated

I only drink water and alcohol.

@Jackkk Kind of like when Deniro started wearing pink suits in casino! They get so "lost" in their own fake world, where they think they are the king... maybe the Mormons can take care of this teabag..

Kevin O'Leary says he wouldn’t sell his Labubu for $50,000,000 “I don’t want to sound arrogant. I don’t need $50,000,000, I want to keep my Labubu” “This Labubu was on my Shark Tank seat, the Labubu is priceless to me. I would never sell my Labubu or any of my watches”

@PunditReview The biggest melting pot of people I have ever seen and I've been most everywhere.

I’m here for graduation tomorrow. The city of Burlington was once the premier college town in New England. Now it’s San Francisco Jr, an unsafe shit hole. Good riddance. I’ll never be back after tomorrow. Put two kids through UVM.

@wine_x13 Put $25 on 22 on roulette then she swiped her hand 22 obv comes up and they say it was after her hand swipe, they wouldn't go to cameras and didn't pay me my $875 and yes the dealer didn't speak English casinos suck as much as your daughter does bubble boy society

Yesterday my daughter and I went to the casino. At a point she had one of the vouchers for $75. She dropped it, Realized what she had done and went to the cashier and asked if anyone had turned it in. They grabbed a laptop and using her player card tracked the ticket from where she was playing, who picked it up, where it was cashed and managed to find the person and gave them the option of giving back the money or being banned for life and charged with robbery. She got her money back.

@foss @PatMcAfeeShow Then put sports on your network and not the fashion show you currently air its pathetic and DEI we are all sick of it

Sports are the best. I’m incredibly grateful. Back to work.

@RandyRRQuaid The shitter was full.... f em Randy we love ya!

My career was one film after another, sometimes two at once. I didn’t have time to know Michael Jackson or his work until I was maliciously prosecuted by the same office he was. Once that happened, I knew one side of Michael intimately: the anguish of being falsely accused and maliciously prosecuted his spirit guided me, what it does to you, and the facts of being falsely accused by the same office. I have investigated every business connection we had, and it all leads to one man, the crook of all Hollywood crooks. The Santa Barbara DA offices have all been trained by and revere Sneddon. They still have Michael’s mugshot proudly displayed on their walls. They are sick and must be dismantled. They run unopposed one after another. Don’t let them get away with it @FBIDirectorKash

@GerryCallahan Needham, MA Coca Cola firing union old white guys at $35 an hour to replace them with "DEI" workers for $25 an hour so their stock price goes up a fraction it's everywhere in this libtard state

She smiles and proudly announces her plan to illegally discriminate against white men. Bigotry isn’t just accepted in Massachusetts. It’s a virtue.

@ww3mediaa Can we get this car to drive around Cambridge all day and take out the liberals pretty please?

🔴Tesla’nın tam otonom sürüş modu, bir kullanıcının yaptığı testte başarısız oldu. Okul servisinin arkasından aniden çıkan çocuk simülasyonunda araç, stop işaretine rağmen durmayarak mankene çarptı.

@coinbase Coinbase turning into a Dem trading platform slowly eating itself!!

Coinbase has become the home of regulated stablecoins. USDC market cap reached an ATH of ~$80B in March, with more than 25% of all USDC in circulation now residing in Coinbase products. Stablecoin market cap is now more than $300 Billion and growing fast.

@MerlijnTrader When your done cashing out your $500 million of coinbase stock could you please send me my $50 refund I was promised and never received you literal penis head

UNREAL: 🇺🇸 Coinbase is down. Again. 2026 recap for Brian Armstrong: Blocked the CLARITY Act. Twice. Laid off 15% of staff. Replaced engineers with AI. Platform down. Trading halted. AWS overheating. The engineers kept the servers cool. The AI didn't. Brian. I suggest you focus more on your tech staff. Or at least hire back a few humans to keep the lights on.

CEO of Coinbase bragging that non-technical people are now using AI to ship production code. When a CEO says this, one of two things is true: either they don't know what production code is, or they're selling you a story. This kind of hype is how businesses end up in real trouble. The people shipping the code and the CEOs cheering them on won't be the ones held responsible when it breaks. They collect their paycheck either way. Users will find out the hard way, once unreviewed code has touched their money, medical records, identities, private messages, kids' data, legal documents, critical infrastructure. By then it's too late. Production code isn't a vibe.

@chooserich Coinbase eating its own love it!! Keep canning people in your IT department...

Coinbase has been down for hours.... Horribly missed earnings and then their site crashed. Their status page points to Amazon's EC2 East region having degraded performance. However having one region down should not cause their entire service to become unusable...

@NoLimitGains Stock Market hits an all-time high and we still owe somebody, I don't know who $40 trillion dollars? EVERYTHING IS MANIPULATED

🚨 Global debt just hit a record $353 trillion. Who do we owe money to???

Murray: Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes Murray: And the rate for someone making $1,000,000? Dahl: 2.2% Murray: So, a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184,000, but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires.

@brian_armstrong Dildo is what you are

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase: Team, Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future. Why now Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both. First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth. Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day. All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core. What this means To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice? - Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles. - No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams. - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role. In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs. To those who are affected I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done. All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information. To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements. Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters. How we move forward To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together: Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it. The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission. Brian

@omgsidewalks Blackrock owns commercial real estate is the only reason

We actually had an incredible opportunity to make remote work the global standard, and we blew it. What really happened? Why did so many companies go back to the office?

@EleanorGirl08 Blackrock and company are gonna have their own ledger the XRP scam is still running more than ten years later I can't believe people "The CTO says the price has to be high" idiots

Please forgive my ignorance, but I am genuinely curious I hold a not insignificant amount of XRP enough, at least, to realize that if the price of XRP were to skyrocket, my holdings would be worth a considerable sum. However, I constantly see people pointing out that XRP's market capitalization and circulating supply dictate that its price could never exceed $100 per token. Then I hear counterarguments suggesting that market cap metrics do not apply to XRP, and that utility is what truly matters. Others claim that if XRP is to achieve widespread adoption, the price per token "must" be very high (upwards of $1,000) yet, I recall Ripple's CTO stating that the price of XRP does not need to be astronomically high in order to function effectively. Could anyone please explain this to me in greater detail? Thanks in advance

@Be_like_yankee Demolition Man

If "stoner movies" didn't mean movies about smoking weed, but instead movies that are fucking amazing to watch while you're high, what are your favorite.

@WPT @HardRockHolly @shrpo @SHRHollyPoker You reap what you sow Richard "love myself" Seymour! This guy has no class whatsoever and doesn't deserve anything except this bad beat! Nice work poker gods!!

The hand that decided the $3,500 @WPT Seminole @HardRockHolly Poker Showdown Championship 😳

@JoelKatz I would flush you and Brad down the toilet in blue and red dye.. hope your enjoying my liquidity as xrppee goes below $1 soon happy you can joke as retail is bleeding sounds about right..

You are part of a group of people who are mostly rational who are forced to take a private vote by pressing a red button or pressing a blue button. If more than 50% push the blue button, everyone lives. Otherwise, only people who pushed the red button live. Which button would you press? Be honest.