David Law

@PhD_Genie Whe are you going to submit?

Write an academic horror story in six words or less, based on real-life experiences

@adamboxer1 @dylanwiliam What about the one that makes everything spin

@dylanwiliam You are underestimating the beauty of that one that continually changes the colour of the font

This stuff is like when you ask year 7 to make a powerpoint and they discover all the different animation options Utter drivel

@Sir_Wigster Missed an offside there that lead to that try too

@AstroDJL It’s becoming more than a joke now

Missing the Scotland flankers knee down on the ground in the scrum #SCOvENG

@HisGraceArron We all review bombing every company that advertises mid game right?

ITV FFS #SCOvENG

@K1mCarter @dailyeihl Yep, the right answer woukd have been him to sit the game our

@dailyeihl If this is true and Booth wanted to be respectful and not play then Fife are the real villains in this story. Preaching inclusivity when only eyeing their best chance for a win. They are responsible for all of this and I truly hope the EIHL grow some and take action.

Ashley, wife of David Booth, clearly not in agreement with the Fife Flyers organisation following their joint statement with the Hive Kirkcaldy

@AbstractChey @hxrdtimxs I didn't see any so unless they were deleted like fast as fuck

@hxrdtimxs I'd like to see the comments that david should be like kirk etc as I didnt see many? Girlie and her "brave soldier" will be on a plane home soon id say

Naw I'm sorry this is fucking hilarious David Booth is so on a plane back home after this I fucking can't HAHAHAHA

We see them bro you don’t have to walk like that

@OKWildlifeDept @ravenscimaven If not friend why friend shape?

this does NOT mean you can bring them inside 😠 they are not your friend

@DrRishabhOnco @dok2001 @Cloudflare you missed chatGPT off that list

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I won’t mince words: earlier today we failed our customers and the broader Internet when a problem in @Cloudflare network impacted large amounts of traffic that rely on us. The sites, businesses, and organizations that rely on Cloudflare depend on us being available and I apologize for the impact that we caused. Transparency about what happened matters, and we plan to share a breakdown with more details in a few hours. In short, a latent bug in a service underpinning our bot mitigation capability started to crash after a routine configuration change we made. That cascaded into a broad degradation to our network and other services. This was not an attack. That issue, impact it caused, and time to resolution is unacceptable. Work is already underway to make sure it does not happen again, but I know it caused real pain today. The trust our customers place in us is what we value the most and we are going to do what it takes to earn that back.

@EliottTeiss @kenwheeler Probably bang bang rather than pid

@kenwheeler At most they use a PID controller, most likely they use nothing

i’m gonna have a fuckin aneurysm

@JoeMarler you and Joe Wilkinson need to do a podcast

@tweetsbyrayan Vote on vibes among us classic

This man is so locked in on finding traitors he was ready to sack the roundtable and go straight to a vote. Producers must have been screaming inside. 💀 #CelebrityTraitors

@Heccles94 It's 14 they don't want, absolutely 14

Genuine question to reform or Tory voters. Which of these rights don't you want?

@guy_withdumbhat @_sleepybrowns @aleuthard @ribzoftiktok Might have slipped since but certainly then McDonald's had shit hot hygiene standards (UK can't speak for elsewhere) also we had a decent manager

@_sleepybrowns @aleuthard @ribzoftiktok This is a high end restaurant not McDonald’s you fucking moron. They have standards you couldn’t imagine. No gloves are not required.

I would quit first day

@guy_withdumbhat @_sleepybrowns @aleuthard @ribzoftiktok Probably averaged 15-20 times an hour for hand washing in day to day stuff

@guy_withdumbhat @_sleepybrowns @aleuthard @ribzoftiktok When I was working in McDonald's years ago there was a buzzer that went off every 8 minutes for people to wash their hands, ontop of all the other incidental times like handling meat, going to storage or filling in paperwork touching face touching money etc

@FarRightThugs @LizKershawDJ @NHS If people have proper nutrition they heal faster

@LizKershawDJ @NHS I'm sure you'll manage. Did you want a healthy, fully balanced meal? Don't think hospitals are necessarily health spas...

Hospital food for dinner in today’s ⁦@NHS⁩ 6 chips = carbs Mushy peas = carbs Breadcrumbed fish = carbs + some protein How is this supposed to fuel recovery in vulnerable sick people?

@jaydbint Well they didn't see someone did they, someone who isn't medically qualified decided that they didn't even need triage, it needs a datix

I really hope that this was just a case of miscommunication between the patient and the person at the A+E reception that day and maybe they didn't read my letter. I only posted this because It's just scary to think that someone in A+E saw these symptoms and discharged them home.

@HalloweenJack55 @Superlism @GoodwinMJ It's not your effective tax rate it's your marginal rate... Your take home will always be higher earning more...

@AstroDJL @Superlism @GoodwinMJ x.com/grok/status/19…

An insane statistic from the UK: If you are a "high earner" on £100,000 - £125,000, you only get to keep £38 of every £100 you earn -The Telegraph