LEGION428
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seems like some of my exes have already had it then
Daily Noud@DailyNoud
Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.
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I absolutely can not take American people seriously.
elle@keiii_ell
I absolutely can not take British people serious
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@Chandler_Rome Who was behind his welcome tour to Texans games and stuff when he signed?
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This mural hangs outside Daikin Park. Tatsuya Imai didn’t ask for this attention — towering over two Astros titans — but Imai’s birthplace and paycheck prompted it. Expectations are a burden. Whether Imai can handle them is becoming evident. Free link -nytimes.com/athletic/72750…
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The Dodgers have placed Tyler Glasnow on the injured list with low back spasms.
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@mooreonzach I don't like it, but could have lived with it if Episode 9 committed to it's choices. Undoing everything in Rise of Skywalker just makes the entire sequel trilogy and timeline post Jedi feel like a waste.
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Happy #MayThe4th to those who celebrate. I see The Last Jedi discourse is back on the timeline. It's gotten beyond exhausting, but love it or hate it there can be no argument that it not only broke the fandom but the franchise as well.
Oh, and for the record I hate it.
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The Astros’ window to extend Cam Smith is closing. Will they even try? - nytimes.com/athletic/72034…
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@mooreonzach Could have been an astronaut helmet or something, but it's a generic ass cowboy hat.
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I can’t decide if I hate this or love this. #ChaseTheFight
Mark Berman@MarkBerman_
The Astros break out a new way to celebrate with the “Homer Hat” Yordan Alvarez was wearing after going deep. Per @SpaceCityHN Christian Vazquez started this after finding the hat in the team store and of course they have plenty more for sale. 😬
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All the comments are "it's a statue of a Ranger for the Rangers... what's the controversy?" completely glossing over that the specific Ranger the statue is depicting enforced the segregation of schools...
Stephen J. Nesbitt@stephenjnesbitt
The Texas Rangers installed a deeply controversial statue in their ballpark concourse this spring. And they aren't willing to provide answers as to why it's there. Yikes. Important work from @SamBlum3: nytimes.com/athletic/71975…
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@FoulTerritoryTV Good thing he doesnt use his right arm to pitch.
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Dave Roberts told reporters that Shohei Ohtani would've hit tonight had he not gotten hit by a pitch on his right shoulder on Monday.
Foul Territory@FoulTerritoryTV
Shohei Ohtani will pitch tonight, but won't hit.
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@DestinLegarie I've had multiple crashes driving the buggy around with the scanner open.
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Tim Meadows as O.J. in a sketch clearly written by Norm MacDonald is pure gold 😂
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Here's how the Orioles unveiled their new scoreboard before opening day.
They showed how small the old scoreboard was in comparison before unveiling the new one, and then a tribute video to the ballpark played after.
The new scoreboard really does make quite the difference.
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@jeff_of_norwich I have three weeks, after reaching 10 years at one place. 😑
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I refuse to believe that Americans only get two weeks off a year
That's bloody criminal
You should get at least five, NOT including public holidays
me irl@me_when_irl
"You're sentenced to work 9 to 5 with 2 weeks vacation a year for the rest of your life"
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@tangotiger You need to leave time to get over the "no fucking way" instinct.
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Biggio was denied an ABS challenge for not requesting "immediately after the umpire call"
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@yvessirae It's gay to look like he's been vigorously jerking dudes off for hours.
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The biggest red flag is a man whose personality is just proving he’s not “gay.”
LUIS@luisomor
Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week
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If i told bron that i need the money to take care of my family, he’d easily let me score. Jordan would tell me to get my black ass tf outta his face and then guard me like his life depended on it
moose 🐦🔥@usermooseontwt
For a million dollars who do you think you could score on? Lebron or Jordan
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