displaced cosmonaut

@kevin_nealon Never trust a fart

Dudes pack 45 boxer briefs for a one week vacation like they’re expecting to shit themselves three times a day.

Active Playoff Teams With The Fewest To Most FTA Per Game In The 2025-26 NBA Playoffs : 1. Oklahoma City Thunder — 21.0 2. Minnesota Timberwolves — 23.8 3. Los Angeles Lakers — 24.1 4. San Antonio Spurs — 25.8 5. Cleveland Cavaliers — 25.9 6. New York Knicks — 27.1 7. Detroit Pistons — 27.4

I can’t stop laughing at this😭😭

@OK_Breakdown @KendallWells__ @IronOak_NIL

On tomorrow’s episode:

@PaulTassi Super enjoying it right now. Looks and plays incredible on the pro. It’s fun.

Well that PS5 Starfield launch and DLC really came and went huh

Unleashed the monster on track today 🐉 What a beauty! 😍 #HaasF1 #F1 #JapaneseGP

@MillsTwitch Just saw it in Screen X and it was bananas. Felt like I was in the ship with Grace and Rocky.

WHICH OF YOU SOULLESS, HEARTLESS MONSTERS DIDN'T LIKE PROJECT HAIL MARY? My LORD what an experience.

@norrisonpole My biological clock is absolutely cooked already 😂 come tomorrow I will have absolutely no idea what day or time it is

being a formula 1 fan who lives in america is not for the weak

@Motorsport 💔

THIS CAN'T BE REAL. Oscar Piastri has crashed on the formation lap.

@F1 💔

Home Hero 🇦🇺🤝 #F1 #AusGP

the first F1 story of the season was “leclerc got married and his dog was there” the second story is “Aston Martin built a car that will kill the driver if they try to complete a full race.” Perfect sport, no notes

@mustachios55 @EricCrossMLB Those hands are insane

Chase DeLauter 💣

Oh my politics? fuck Israel, fuck ICE, the president is a pedophile, and I hate the OKC Thunder

@F1Clapped 100%. I got into F1 last year & can’t believe the toxicity on this platform over a comment this or that driver says. Worse than American sport fans. I root for a diver. Doesn’t mean I have to hate the others or their fans. F1 is incredible and should be universally celebrated.

this entire apps discussion has shifted to “Norris and Russell said!” Its a perfect example of how little wheel actually gets discussed here, icl You see more outfit, girlfriend, and interview discussion than actual conversations about the racing, regulations, history, or sport itself

@bearcylls @LewisHamilton Thank you 🙏🏻

@LewisHamilton apple music version music.apple.com/us/playlist/pr…

NEW PLAYLIST open.spotify.com/playlist/7BvvN…

@codyh33 Defensive coordinators figured out Grizzard and he couldn’t adjust

Bucs beat the: 49ers Seahawks Texans What the hell happened?

@TampaBayTre @BKMcGeee @ConnorJRogers @NFLSEshow It’s bigger, too

@BKMcGeee @ConnorJRogers @NFLSEshow Better masterpiece than the Mona Lisa

Been seeing a lot of #Jets fans doing mocks on my feed recently so figured I’d give it a shot. How’d I do? Consider the franchise pimped @ConnorJRogers @TampaBayTre @NFLSEshow

@ParkerThune Fully expect him to leave at some point as he uses this as a stepping stone to a GM role in the NFL (interviewed for the Jets GM position in 2024) but I’m certainly enjoying this while he’s here.

This is not dramatic at all. He has changed the game.

@sepinwall As someone who grew up in Tulsa, it was an absolute joy to watch for the story and the setting 👌🏻

The Lowdown is the best damn show not enough people are watching. I can exclusively report that FX has ordered a second season of the delightful Ethan Hawke comic mystery series: whatsalanwatching.com/the-lowdown-th…

@PaulMountaineer @voicemorgantown He can throw it really well. He’s got an absolute cannon. The only issue is some raw mechanics, which can be fixed. The kid is insanely talented. I hope he’s great for y’all if that’s where he lands. He’s fun to watch.

@voicemorgantown He can't throw it very well though Brad. He's got some issues there. That's my only concern. I think Scotty is in this race. Especially if we go and get an elite OL

For those unsure about Michael Hawkins, Jr., watch below. This is against an SEC defense. Now imagine this in Rich Rod’s offense! #WVU