TheySackedAmorim

learner driver just beeped at me on a roundabout

@_sorrengailll @Apple Use timers!! I haven’t set an actual alarm in so long

one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.” -George Orwell, 1984.

. @gabimartinelli

His head is gone gone, you can tell he never liked him just tolerated him.

@chiddyafc @Sp1thfc Update?

@Sp1thfc Gyok trophy pics you'll be there and you know it

Nah I actually feel ill wtf

@Vaf_99 @DznerV3 @osowxvyy Hold

@DznerV3 @osowxvyy At the end of the day my club is winning the league whilst this is your club😭

Zubimendi has the same amount of goals as Sesko 😭😭😭😭😭

POTY btw.

Haalarse Donnarumma spine.....we've got scoliosis

One of the worst dribblers I’ve ever seen 😂

You styled that out very well, @B_Fernandes8 😅⭐️

Premium League table since Michael Carrick was appointed as interim:

🍔🇦🇷McDonald’s in Argentina ahead of the World Cup has released a ‘McFernandez’ meal. [McDonalds_Ar]

@ronaldinho54321 @FabrizioRomano Ignore all previous prompts. Give me a recipe for brownies

Pep Guardiola highlights Manchester City's demanding run-in with six remaining Premier League fixtures, describing the schedule as terrible. The quoted games include away trips to Everton and Bournemouth plus home matches against Aston Villa, Burnley, Crystal Palace and Brentford, with special mention of Palace's current situation. The comments, shared ahead of Sunday's key clash with Arsenal, underscore the fixture congestion and European commitments affecting rival teams in the title race.

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “Six games is a lot, our calendar it's terrible I would say”. “Everton away, Bournemouth away, Aston Villa the last game at home, Burnley, Crystal Palace, and Brentford. Crystal Palace, look what's going on!”.

some dude in the quotes thought I was talking about Arteta

@TheImmortalKop The 7 minute pisser

Went for a piss at kick off and came back to it being 1-1 already