John Slayer

Gimme a bottle of your uhhhh juggalo's finest *chef kiss*

@TrevorSheatz Nahhhhhhh

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@BussinWTB They shook hands on the mat. You people are so gay about muh sportsmanship

An Iowa wrestler denied the handshake from a Penn State wrestler 👀

Here’s one of the most PHYSICAL sequences of wrestling you’ll ever see 😳‼️ In overtime - Van Ness and Swiderski battled like dogs, literally going head to head several times in back and forth attacks/reattacks. Eventually Swiderski couldn’t keep up the pace and fell to known

Tfw first day of spring

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras.

@Metaleka_ If you're lucky and don't get stabbed, you will eventually get mauled by a bear

Please don't go to Traverse City, Cheboygan, or Mackinac this year unless you want to get stabbed and gutted by the locals there. It's extremely dangerous.

@miscbrahh Nah too much micky d's nd looks like shit srs

u think clav could lol u mad youtube.com/watch?v=0cHeh3…

No lower life form than a nigga into “fashion”.

@Luffygearmonger HONKERS

Zero skips on this album. Leg day lfg

That's steve cook and he absolutely has injected canola seed extract into his fatceps r u aware???

@SullaLC5 Fuck off somewhere i got work to do

@AtomiccPunk Safety ALWAYS off

Pulling up to my bros blasting this and forcing him to come drink with me

@danglingsince97 Based. I'm a 586 peasant

@Innocent0119 Carbs!!!!😍

Maple boil numba two today

@HiawathaAvenged "Think light," says Kuch

After making weight, Louden faces Shute, cock out and with no fear.

This is how Dr. Mike Isratel sleeps with his wife

@paulb3rd Dude was just being a hater and everyone's acting like he murdered someone

Martin Fitzwater is a case study on why some bros shouldn’t take Tren. Know what you can handle and what you can’t.

cool just what the world neede, more remake slop!!! (Yeah of course i'm going to watch these)

More at 8.