Lord Macky 🔱

I like the fact that Upwork is trending in Nigeria. My first six months after registering on Upwork, I made 0 dollars. On the next attempt, I made over $5k in 3 months. Here are some truths I discovered about Upwork before it worked for me. (A Thread)

DON’T SAY ANYTHING. JUST RETWEET 💔 #EndPoliceBrutality

When you lose, Don’t lose the lesson.

@onetruechap in male circles, our deficiencies actually identify us If you're fat — biggie, orobo, fatti, biggest Slim or small — slim daddy, obele, smallie We even have fun names for bald dudes too and it's all fun Na una dey overthink these things

you can’t fat shame men 😂😂

This man will be your president from 2027. Please reconcile with this fact. Peter Obi is coming

@officialtelz I actually do hate APC saints have no business wearing a devil's robe

People don’t actually hate APC, they just hate the corrupt and rotten structure of the party… Let a Osinbajo get an APC ticket and see how the will die a natural death.

@mrpeller_ You won't ever lack jobs my bro 🙏

I saw the hope and tinubu logo on a figma file and I have declined to further work on the project 🙏

post the last saved media in your camera roll. no context needed.

no be fish shit be this?

@officialtelz "Na you dey worry yourself, Nigeria no fit get better" so I should stop bothering about a country my future mostly hinges on. The way people say these things so casually pisses me tf off

I think twice before I buy one crate egg now I am constantly living in fear worrying about my safety, i am worried about the safety of my family across the country And you are telling me I am being emotional about politics? As opposed to being scientific???

Sweet potatoes are a life hack. it's one of the cheapest whole foods you can get almost anywhere in Nigeria. Can't even sleep on it

The greatest comeback in history.

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election. 1000-reasons.vercel.app Good morning Nigerians.

@officialtelz we all know what we are doing

OMG you are so useless! Even in the face of imminent death of your people you choose to still play politics with your own peoples life??? WTH is since 2001??? So we should go and hold Former President Obasanjo responsible in 2026???

After March 31st, you are owing the government 100k and 50k every month after. Well, Fuck you, and Fuck the government. They owe me Electricity, security, Jobs, good roads, standard healthcare, and everything else but you don't see me taxing them for it. Fuck you again!

Repeat every single stupid thing he said in his last campaign "Balablu, blu blu, bulaba" "What are they going to eat? Cassava, garri, ewa. ehhhh" "Reduce the purchasing power and widen the tax net" There are thousands of gullible fools waiting to vote for him. No stress

Is scary to think how much lives mean nothing in Nigeria it's now so common to hear about deaths now 40+ people murdered in Jos and we sigh, say 'omo', and continue with our day. All because we know nothing will happen...

@officialABAT Always posting at night make dem no drag you. You're really a bat, a diabolical shameless mandate-thieving bat.

My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year in the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity given me to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition over the years to mark my birthday in line with the mood of the nation each year, I resolved to also observe this year's birthday low key. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain as we can see some glittering light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team and to our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

@mxochai Na you wan stress yourself

So no tax official can come out and clearly explain this March 31st deadline and what exactly is expected? I’ve heard so many different versions that I don’t even know what’s true anymore.

@Aje_Dynamicz This won't work Instead of this. Make an app where agents and tenants can meet under professional rules and ethics, a set healthy percentage, an escrow for payments, and a penalty system for defaulting agents — just like Bolt and InDrive. Landlords don't have time for tenants!

Every fintech doesn't have to revolve or be about Finance 🤧 We desperately need an app that can connect Landlords to Tenants directly 🙂

This won't work Instead of this. Make an app where agents and tenants can meet under professional rules and ethics, a set healthy percentage, an escrow for payments, and a penalty system for defaulting agents — just like Bolt and InDrive. Landlords don't have time for tenants!