Carrie Aulenbacher

So now I am confused... Last week, I was told I cannot order a cheeseburger happy meal anymore, I have to order a hamburger and ask for cheese to be added for .20 cents. This week, I asked for a cheeseburger happy meal and got it - FOR A DOLLAR MORE?! @McDonalds what IS this???

@miles_commodore Yes, he is next to me on the couch watching old horror movies!!

"It's 10 p.m., do you know where your children are?” Remember that one?

@Ravious101 I grew up helping Grandma and Grandpa take Sunday dinner down the street to "crazy Betty" - When I married my husband, he told of a man his family took dinner to down the road as well, a WWII vet. Taking care of others is SO important for a community to do!

@Svengoolie OH MY GOSH YOU EDITED YOUR FACE INTO THE LOCKET THEY JIST FOUND AT THE DIG SITE - THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! #svengoolie

Try your hand at live-Tweeting tonight during “The Mummy’s Hand” on MeTV! Use the hashtag #svengoolie, brew up some tana leaf tea and live it up!

@Svengoolie Good one, #svengoolie, that joke from the improv, 'toot-in-common', got big laughs from the 12 year old! Hahahaha This movie is great!

Chuck Norris was going strong until the day he died. He literally just released a video for his birthday a week ago, on March 10th. The final words he left us with? "Life can bring us hardships, but know there's always light at the end of the tunnel. God is good." Amen 🙏🏻✝️

@seanhannity Why doesn't it show you vaping?

I love Grok Imagine!! You have to try this. grok.com/imagine

@yokochin153604 Happy birthday from Pennsylvania-I just subscribed!

Good morning friends. I got balloons today 🎈🎈🎈 I’ve been alive for half a century, and my 50s adventure has started!! #Japan #japanese #happybirthday

Chuck Norris, the martial arts champion who became an iconic action star and led the hit series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” has died. He was 86. Norris was hospitalized in Hawaii on Thursday, and his family posted a statement saying he had died Friday morning: It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace. To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family. He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives. While our hearts are broken, we are deeply grateful for the life he lived and for the unforgettable moments we were blessed to share with him. The love and support he received from fans around the world meant so much to him, and our family is truly thankful for it. To him, you were not just fans, you were his friends. We know many of you had heard about his recent hospitalization, and we are truly grateful for the prayers and support you sent his way. As we grieve this loss, we kindly ask for privacy for our family during this time. Thank you for loving him with us. variety.com/2026/film/news…

My Adam is 7 today - WE LOVE YOU FOREVER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🙂😝

@Petfad1 @KeruboSk It's because life is hard that I get up before the alarm. I gotta get stuff done and the day is only going to get harder if I don't get up and get moving!

@KeruboSk I think it’s a mix of both honestly. Once your body gets used to a routine, it stops feeling like a struggle. But getting to that point? that’s the real discipline most people don’t stick with

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@GenXTalks1 We still use them too!

My wife and I have been together more than 19 years, but today we celebrate our 15th Wedding Anniversary. If you're reading this momma, Happy Anniversary, love you. 🥰

@cocoluvs2blaze @ChronicClubX Hope you quit smoking- it is a disgusting habit. 👎👎

It's my 36th birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 💨🍃

Day 10 was great - excited to see how this week goes for #hoshoryu! #sumo #marchbasho

@FitFusion__ Girl, just hem your jeans with an inch of that lace at the bottom and it won't be falling down your calf, omg, there is no way you are walking any distance and having that thing stay on simply because of how your leg muscles move when you walk!

I love the little details that complete an outfit

Happy Friday - wishing everyone a beautiful day #FridayMorning

@fintechbrian @Svengoolie Because he is on @MeTV here in Erie PA every Saturday night!!

How do non-Chicagoans know who @Svengoolie is???

@craigh64 @crisisofconsc Go down a Rammstein rabbit hole-you won't regret it!

@crisisofconsc Wait, I just now found that song (seriously!). Du Hast. Awesome song! Now you're telling me it's an oldie?

When I was a teenager, my dad would pick me up from the mall with all four windows of his car rolled down blasting “Du Hast” by Rammstein at a volume usually reserved for a Metallica concert. Anyway, I just did the same thing to him picking him up from the airport.

This match was great for #Hoshoryu