
Austin Powers
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Austin Powers
@AustinPowersBug
Christian, Conservative, Free Thinker, Fire Breathing Extraordinaire


I’m a DOCTOR! 🤘 @CUMedicalSchool



Maybe i would if i had an AP, but im not going to give up 1-2 hours of my extremely valuable and paid park time


Saar let’s go to Costco and get gas saar let’s bring all our little bioweapons saar Costco is like fucking Disneyland for these fucks it’s so fucking annoying



She killed his kid. He divorced her.


Muhammad Ali, 24, flirts with future wife Belinda Boyd, 16, at a bakery shop in Chicago. They married a year later in 1967.


Never forget how Mayor Jacob Frey cried at George Floyd’s casket!! Embarrassing and pathetic.



President Trump indicates he will sign bill making daylight saving time permanent.


@AustinPowersBug @Tiffany65595920 @iamrhaphiq @KrissyLionz i bet at least 5 of your wonderful children is a girl, a girl who will grow up to hate her rapey & pedophilic father. a girl who will grow up to do everything opposite of how you raised her! a strong, independent woman who will be capable of running men like you into the dirt.








@taskmasterfan No woman will ever understand how it feels to watch an IP that was made for guys, be turned into girl-boss dogshit, all in the name of “inclusion” & to cater to people that were never interested in the IP to begin with.







Can't wait for Europeans to discover modern technology

It's that time of year again



The original Planet of the Apes, which had numerous gunshot deaths, a lobotomy, implied nuclear annihilation, and Charlton Heston ass, was rated G in 1968.

