Austin Wingerson

@CollinRugg Believed to be unarmed and dangerous.

NEW: Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla. Dayton Webber, 27, who has no arms & legs and was featured on ESPN, is accused of shooting 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells during an argument. "Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat," a local report from Fox 5 said. "He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police." Webber then allegedly drove off with Wells' body in the car. It's completely unclear how Webber was able to fire a weapon, considering he doesn't have fingers. "It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone," said Diane Richardson, Charles County Sheriff's Office. Webber faces first and second-degree murder charges. Video: ESPN

@j_fishback 🤡

Hire a lawyer who loses your case? Don’t pay him. Order chicken, get shrimp? Don’t pay them. As Florida Governor, I will only pay government contractors when the job is done fully, correctly, and on time.

@TheParlayDad Go on then.

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Knuck if you Buck

THIS IS MARCH

AGS WIN

AGGIES KEEP ON DANCIN’ 🕺 #GigEm | #BuckyBall

@AggiesToday #BTHOidaho

It’s pretty remarkable to see the entire body of work that Bucky McMillan has built in just one year at Texas A&M, all things considered. He’s been doing more with less, and has a massive challenge ahead.

final | Tarleton State 6, Texas 1

@AnnaBower Is that a win to you?

Q: You don’t regret that people might’ve lost important income to support their lives? A: No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit. Q: Ok. Did you reduce the federal deficit? A: No, we didn’t.

@WBCBaseball @MLB Not as far as the flight home with that L. 🇺🇸

Junior Caminero's homer went 401 feet, his bat may have traveled further 😤

Series = level 👍 #GigEm

9 to 5 like it’s our day job. @OU_Baseball Thanks and Gig ‘em! 👍🏼

@PerfectGameUSA @PGCollegeBall No A&M? 🤡

New College Baseball Top 25: Mar 9 📈 bit.ly/4lfLnqw

@HornSports Enjoy the NIT, bitch! 👍🏼

Some graphics are better off staying in the draft stage

@DavidAFrench Talarico isn’t even a Christian. Seek help, French.

If the primary American divide is between right and left, then Talarico isn’t that interesting. There’s a long history of progressive religious activism in the United States, just as there is a long history of conservative religious activism. Yet if the primary American divide is between decent and indecent, then the equation changes. Talarico shines. nytimes.com/2026/03/08/opi…

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AGGIES WIN AGGIES WIN AGGIES WIN

BABY BYE, BYE, BYE